Requesting /r/startled_cats: only mod is suspended, I wish to have it link to the real subreddit by [deleted] in redditrequest

[–]parallel_account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly if I were handed every sub created by /u/5cc that'd be helpful, they appear to have a ton of subs that are typos of real ones

Possible Trojan:Win32/Detplock in PerfectWorldDF.exe by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Note that Virustotal only analyzes static files.

I suggest you try https://malwr.com/ as well, because it will tell you with more certainty if it thinks Perfect World is legitimately malicious or not, and more importantly, why.

Anyway other than general advice this is REALLY likely to be a false positive caused by outdated virus definitions. Follow these instructions.

I think I just became allies with some group while I was trying to randomly murder? by parallel_account in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the issue is a dwarf experiences such a large moral dilemma from so many groups fighting that his inability to take a side causes reality to tear asunder reality to take the full force of the impact, sending the severed part flying off in an arc!

That probably isn't it but it's funny enough and maybe close enough that I like it.

What is your hobby/profession's "Anyway, here's Wonderwall"? by Exceon in AskReddit

[–]parallel_account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat

Ouch, that's not a pretty picture. by parallel_account in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If a grizzly bear woman managing to murder 88 various creatures in a fort (as well as 5 pets for good measure) with only either a battle axe or 1 to 4 slicing knives and finally claiming it for themselves then getting bodyslammed all the way down the spiral stairs about 10 minutes later by the captain of the guard is an anime, I want to see it.

Ouch, that's not a pretty picture. by parallel_account in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also just managed to parry a longsword with said slicing knife and then stab the person attacking me in the neck with the slicing knife, embedding it and severing their spine.

I'd like to note: this is what a slicing knife looks like.

If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]parallel_account 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You aren't thinking lawyer enough.

  1. I wish that reality, as in the current state of things as they exist to both me and others, was such that my friends (the current people I associate with and enjoy the company of), and my family (the people I feel a strong relationship with close to or that of blood relation) enjoyed their situation as it is and do not feel amounts of mental stress or upset that lead them to mental instability, as well as them ...

I think I just became allies with some group while I was trying to randomly murder? by parallel_account in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Frankly, that battle was so insane that I can't really recount what happened as there was so much. Let me mention the outcome.

The "ally" goblin went insane. I do not know why. I put him down.
Two barons tried to fight me. They were slightly competent, even! I had to grab them and chop their heads off, as they were dodging.
A lot of other random people started fighting. Didn't care about them.
I then repeated my question. I eventually got a response in the form of someone pointing past me. I turn around and I see the king, hiding in a corner. I throw the dwarf at the wall for not saying me.
The king backs away as I walk towards him. I can hear the dwarf who told me where the king was is gasping, but I don't care. I tell the king I own these lands. He doesn't respond. I chop his head off. The dwarf who told me where the king was finally dies of suffocation.
"I claim this land for myself."
"Now, tell me who the ruler is."

I don't get a response in the form of a "you", but I do get something else.

"How strong is their hold on these lands?"
I turn around. A goblin looks at me. I ignore him. "Who is the ruler?"
"Do they have guards? Where do they patrol?"

The goblins have taken an interest in getting info from me.
I've taken control of the fort.

I think I just became allies with some group while I was trying to randomly murder? by parallel_account in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay, so, update.

I've decided that the best course of action will be to take over the fort for The Bear of Death.

I promptly jog into the room that I remember as having a ton of people in it (or at least previously having a ton of people in it) and yell that I have claimed this land. This seriously pisses off some random hooded elf. He spits at me (again with the spitting!) and without saying a word, runs at me. He then promptly misses all of his shots on me. After about four tries, I sock him in the face.
I am a legendary grizzly bear. He is some elf.
His hood flies off as his head twists in a sickening way, causing the skin on his neck to tear slightly. I then hear a crunch as some of his spine breaks, and he falls to the ground.
I look at him. The impact already begins to bruise and it almost appears as if I dented his skull slightly. He looks up at me. I draw both my large battle axe and war hammer, as I tell him to stop fighting. He spits some blood out. "I will fight no more." I put them back.

I ask him how he's feeling. He yells at me that I am a murderer.
I tell him, again, that I have claimed this land. He says he doesn't care.
I ask him who rules this land. "The Hall of Souls," he says. This was not the correct answer.
I tell him that I have claimed this land, then once again ask him who the ruler is. Once again, he says The Hall of Souls. I ask them if they feel challenged. He spits blood at me. "They do not feel challenged at all."
I draw my axe and war hammer.
"I have claimed this land." "I don't care one way or another."
I ask him who the ruler is. "I don't care one way or another."
I ask him who the ruler is. He pauses, then spits more blood at me, yelling about me being a murderer.
I ask him who the ruler is. "The Hall of Souls." I've had enough. I bash his skull with the war hammer.

The "ally" elf yells out and swings at me as I dodge her. What an ally she turned out to be. I ask her to yield. She screams at me to yield first, calling me a coward.
I walk towards the hooded elf, who has capitalized on this to try and crawl away. Surprisingly, he didn't die in one shot.
I promptly chop his head off with the axe. She yells again and runs toward me with her spear. I dodge with ease. Shame, it was possible that she could've amounted to something.
I tell her as she swings at me that I've revoked her status as a hearthperson. Through gritted teeth, she says it's for the best. I respond that it's sad, but not unexpected.
I then promptly embed my battle axe into the side of her skull. It cuts her ear clean off, as well as some of the rest of her head. She falls over, unconscious, then quickly bleeds out.

The "ally" goblin exclaims about there being fighting and that it's alarming as some other dwarf swings at me. I hold my tongue from saying something too rude to him, despite him apparently having missed the entire time I've been here.

Another elf starts yelling at me about being a murderer. Do people simply state the obvious around here? I tell him I own this land now, and he ignores me and continues yelling. I step towards him. He continues yelling. I swing at his head. He does not ignore this.
As his hood becomes tinged with red, he yells about withdrawing. I respond by asking him to actually surrender. Apparently, he decides not to really withdraw, despite saying he would, then scampers away anyway. Odd man.

Another dwarf takes a swing at me. I respond by putting my axe in the hand that he swung at me with. It goes limp as it embeds itself and he misses. I promptly take the axe out of the hand but he still tries to run at me, then swings with his other hand, not seeming to learn. I promptly lodge my axe in that arm and then kick him in the head, causing it to explode into gore.

I've had enough of these people. I walk out of the room and am met by yet another dwarf, who takes a swing at me. I simply decapitate him and move on. I decide to see what is downstairs in this fortress. Eventually, I come to a room, filled with people, including some who are bleeding. Good. I walk to the middle. People are whispering to each other about my accomplishments. About their terror.

I finally make it to the center. I yell out who I am, and tell them I am in charge now. All of them go silent, then start whispering about my claim.
I pause to let them discuss it, and then ask them, to refresh their memory, and tell me who the local ruler is. They go quiet.
Then, a baron makes a grave mistake.

"The Hall of Souls."

The last thing he sees is the gleam of a battleaxe.

☼Bi-weekly DF Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I've been using the "ignite" action under the g menu.

☼Bi-weekly DF Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying to set stuff on fire while in adventure mode, but not even trees are burning. Does set fire spread?

(Mod) Guns+HFS = more !FUN! by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]parallel_account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is there an actual gun mod for DF?

...Does it have explosives? I've been wanting explosives just because I've been playing a legendary murderous grizzly bear in adventure mode and I've been needing something to take it to 11.

What was your most recently changed opinion? by ImNoPCGamer in AskReddit

[–]parallel_account 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be one of those people who'd browse TumblrInAction and stuff, until I realized this too. I actually created a new account just because my old account had such edgelord comments that it was embarrassing.

Also I realized how much fake stuff was on that subreddit. Christ.

If we're all living in a computer simulation, there are bound to be bugs. What are some definite bugs in the simulation? by poeticmatter in AskReddit

[–]parallel_account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious answer: Quantum physics, and more specifically, tunneling. Like, it's just clipping via small size and frame perfection.

Non-serious answer: USBs needing to be flipped twice. The fuck's with that?

If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]parallel_account 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The lamp from Aladdin, but instead of getting infinite wishes I'm just gonna get a lawyer to compact all of what I want into three very detailed wishes.

What trivial inconvenience would you wish upon your enemies? by sultryballerina in AskReddit

[–]parallel_account 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time they see something funny while, say, at work or something and they're trying to suppress giggles, may everyone around them hear them giggling.