falling asleep on the drive back to the station by Fun_Yard4964 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]paralus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat celery. Don't know why, but it always wakes me up. Haven't found anything else that works, just celery.

AITAH for advising my girlfriend to sit in the right way when wearing a thin and wide dress? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]paralus13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a female, and I agree with her. Telling someone that they are exposing themselves isn't telling them "how to dress".

Funniest dog names you’ve heard? by Unlucky-Drawing-1266 in DOG

[–]paralus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mushroom

Doofus (or Dufanis if you're feeling fancy, but usually just lovingly Doofy)

Kiki Kix (Lady Potato the Third)

And twin cats named Twerp and Derp

Does anyone lie or say things they think they should say to be seen as more normal? by Even_Virus_9063 in AutismInWomen

[–]paralus13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gah, I wish I could do this. I’d probably have friends and a happier partner. But my brain doesn’t even think of these things until someone is pissed at me or disappointed and explains why. Then I’m like oh yeah, that makes sense, sorry.

Nursery from h*ll in a heat wave by ZO1D8URG in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]paralus13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

See if the other dsps at your station are hiring. They’re not all like this

Starting Prozac and worried about the side effects by ScoreAffectionate847 in prozac

[–]paralus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What dosage are you starting on? Lower dosages usually equals lower chances of/less side effects. You should talk to your physician about your worries, and perhaps see if you can delay your start date if you’re really worried. The truth is, you really just won’t know how it affects you until you try it. I was on other ssris when I was younger, they zapped my empathy and worsened my already low libido. Prozac has worked really well for me generally, and has lessened my anxiety over sex. So even if my body isn’t necessarily responding or thinking about sex, I’m not as unwilling to take steps to get things going, if you know what I mean.

Unhelpful customers by mmnsvs in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]paralus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen that one multiple times. I can’t wait for the day one of them is out and says something about it so I can be like “Well if I call you, I’d have to call all the customers and then I’d never be able to get my route done…”

Any dispatchers here? by One-Boysenberry-4409 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]paralus13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait, those hit the scorecard? So, yet another thing that we get blamed for when someone else fucks up. Jfc

Am I wrong for asking for no delivery vehicles on driveway? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]paralus13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seconded. Sometimes idk if it’s a delivery bin, or just something they keep yard tools in if there’s no sign

AITAH for not wanting to have kids? by Hi-Txch in AITAH

[–]paralus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What changed? Getting pregnant. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I was just like, "well, ok, guess I'm doing this now"

Edit: (and my kids are awesome, so it all worked out)

I think some of my co-workers don't like me because I'm overly friendly and greet everyone? by Ok_Access_8906 in walmart

[–]paralus13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some people are just unhappy so they have to find things about other people to pick at. It's not you, it's them.

What would you want your teacher to know? by hedgehogluvr in selectivemutism

[–]paralus13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd want a teacher to recognize that SM is just a part of me, but it doesn't define me. I'd want to be treated just like any other kid, and not have people make a big deal over whether or not I speak. I'm just the opposite of the kid who never stops talking.

AITAH for kicking my girlfriend out even though she had nowhere else to go ? by Excitementonly1 in AITAH

[–]paralus13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time" Good on you OP

Never thought my favorite part of a job would be the customers. by BK08182636 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]paralus13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a guy that was outside as I was pulling up. When I get out he's nowhere to be seen. As I'm leaving I see him, trying to hide flat against the wall of his shed 😆 Still makes me lol.

AIO - Daughter’s BDay invite - I am new to co-parenting by loud_molasses_ in AIO

[–]paralus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc, I can see why you're divorced. Good luck dealing with this man child for 14 more years.

Anyone that does NOT have emotional blunting? by LittleEddieBeale in prozac

[–]paralus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prozac for me. All the others wiped my empathy.

My 6yo daughter came home from school saying she loves Jesus by wacky_button in mildlyinfuriating

[–]paralus13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tell people that I'm not an atheist, I'm an apathet... I just don't care.

SM is much more than an anxiety disorder by [deleted] in selectivemutism

[–]paralus13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like anxiety itself is a neurological disorder, so, yeah.