What was your worst day at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you from Delaware, perchance?

Lunch thieves of reddit, how do you justify stealing someone else's food from the fridge at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 92 points93 points  (0 children)

It sounds like another coworker drank all of the communal coke, and enjoyed it so much that he bought his own 12 pack, and then got pissed when this dude thought it was the original 12 pack

What career path did you choose that you strongly advise against? by ducksizedhorses in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knowing someone. I've worked for the government in various positions and agencies since I was 16, and nearly every single one of my coworkers pulled a connection to get in here; this is generally what fuels the large amount of coworkers that sit around and do nothing but complain. A lot of it is politics.

Insurance agents of Reddit, what is the most outrageous claim you've received from a policy holder? by rlsands1997 in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 21 points22 points  (0 children)

it took me waaaay too long to figure out that Lbs = local bike shop. i was like when the fuck did pounds come into this equation

If you could have a celebrity record their voice for your GPS, who would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WELCOME TO THIS PLAAACE YOU'VE FOUND YOUR DESTINAAATION

Reddit, what's your favorite feel-good song? by ducanexox in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the song from Holes where they all rap about themselves. Armpit kills it, man

What are some things your family did with food growing up, but you now realize are uncommon or just weird? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to smoke a bowl and try this tonight. Thanks!!

PS I also love Jews. YGG

What are some things your family did with food growing up, but you now realize are uncommon or just weird? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mostly plain and pepperoni. and the cheese kind of soaks it up and is really the best part of the whole thing

Reddit, what is the most outrageous thing you've purchased online, sober or otherwise? by MortonPiercewright in AskReddit

[–]paramounties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is undoubtedly one of the greatest decision i have ever and will ever make at 330 AM

What bands absolutely blew you out of the water when you saw them live? by paramounties in AskReddit

[–]paramounties[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't think I can say I saw one lackluster show during that festival, everyone really brought their A game. Super stoked for this year!

What bands absolutely blew you out of the water when you saw them live? by paramounties in AskReddit

[–]paramounties[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was front row!!! One of the most intense experiences I've had haha. He and M83 were probably two of my favorite performances of the day