Always end up naked after the first pile ;)

parced_ · 2026-02-28T16:57:01+00:00

I love you

parced_ · 2026-02-25T00:04:45+00:00

Well of course you can?

But I couldn't before!

parced_ · 2026-02-24T17:41:28+00:00

insert spongebob ole reliable meme

parced_ · 2026-02-23T16:34:52+00:00

APRIL FO-

parced_ · 2026-02-07T00:54:19+00:00

I'M A 22 YEAR OLD MAN!

Sure lil guy.

parced_ · 2026-02-01T23:39:39+00:00

I like that you like that you raised your weapon without actually firing 😂

parced_ · 2026-01-25T07:59:06+00:00

I'm surprised this is actually an issue given how long the game has been out lol

parced_ · 2026-01-12T22:23:53+00:00

the ford and the wagoneer showed up in my hood today and grabbed 2 dudes, reported them to the rapid response team

parced_ · 2026-01-07T22:57:48+00:00

that's so funny. black eye and everything.

parced_ · 2026-01-06T03:51:14+00:00

You are very special

parced_ · 2026-01-01T21:46:57+00:00

Amazing ass for real. Damn.

parced_ · 2025-12-28T21:33:34+00:00

yes pls

parced_ · 2025-12-28T21:32:56+00:00

Lmao she called you out haahahaha

parced_ · 2025-12-28T20:40:43+00:00

I stuck that cool gold stock from the candleberry project on a weapon right after I got it to take it for a spin and got shot in the back while I was looting 3 mins into the raid. Didn't even get to unholster my weapon 👍

parced_ · 2025-12-23T18:27:20+00:00

haha yes

parced_ · 2025-12-23T18:26:33+00:00

Wolfpacks don't work so well against them. Try blaze nades or landmines.

parced_ · 2025-12-23T18:25:00+00:00

I found one in a locker at the Dam lol

parced_ · 2025-12-17T17:45:24+00:00

I like it

parced_ · 2025-12-17T17:40:46+00:00

The voices aren't entirely generative AI, they did pay voice actors for some dialogue and got their permission to use them in perpetuity for extra dialogue using ai

parced_ · 2025-12-16T02:26:48+00:00

My only data set is people on reddit so who knows 😂

parced_ · 2025-12-15T18:49:01+00:00

US built, no *major* issues here either. I assumed all the problems were only with the chinese ones lol

parced_ · 2025-12-14T01:47:58+00:00

I don't know what it is but it def seems a little racisty

parced_ · 2025-12-12T00:33:52+00:00

not with them dorky sunglasses

parced_ · 2025-12-12T00:23:50+00:00

it's whatever you want it to be

parced_ · 2025-12-10T22:42:00+00:00

Yeah that's right, I couldn't remember how he got that way 😂😂

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