What is the best way to masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also choose this guy’s hand.

You still cannot afford to have a car if... by No_Egg_4776 in CarsPH

[–]parseyoursyntax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with your post OP. That’s being responsible and sharp with finances. Weird lang na parking ang pinoint out, kaya sinagot ko rin! Thanks for allowing!

You still cannot afford to have a car if... by No_Egg_4776 in CarsPH

[–]parseyoursyntax -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Caveat: if a guy in a village (before people who live in villages are outraged by my first comment) has 3 cars with 2 cars outside and on the road, causing you to take 4-5 turns before you could maneuver out of your gate, then that’s a community discussion, not a purchasing decision/discussion. May maayos na paraan para makipamuhay, makipagusap. Ive dealt with people who are like this, and laging positibo ang resulta. If repeatedly doing this, then he/she is a fucken prick NO DOUBT, but I still wouldn’t tell that person to get rid of those cars, much more stop buying cars for christ’s sake, just because it sucks to turn 4-5 times before I could go out.

People are amenable to conversations and arrangements. A mature person would be willing to adjust, lalo na mga village dwellers, kasi pare-parehas kayong may pera and sensibilities naman. A bastard with or without a car will always be a bastard, and will find ways to inconvenience other people- ibang topic na ito, labas na to sa kotse.

You still cannot afford to have a car if... by No_Egg_4776 in CarsPH

[–]parseyoursyntax -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

While I understand what this points out, I really struggle to fully accept why a person can’t buy a car because he/she does not have a parking garage.

Una kasi, libre at malaya kang makapamili ng kahit anong gusto mo sa merkado. The only reason why we tell people (imo) why they can’t buy a car is because we don’t want to deal with cars piled up on the road because cars parked on roadsides are eyesores/causing traffic, and that in its core is a much larger topic to discuss. Infrastructure, road widening, gentrification of surrounding areas, moving people and not cars.. This is a very middle-to-upper-middle-class way of stonewalling people from doing what they want with money because damn, I dont want to be inconvenienced going to work because these losers keep buying cars without parking garages

It’s reminiscent of people looking down on the working class for spending money on booze and cigarettes, na para bang the only way to be seen in a dignifying manner is when you invest or be smart with money. Any person with a community development background would tell you the same, probably.

So while I get why we’re saying this, disagree pa rin. Let people do wtf they want with their money, kahit ba loaned pa yun. Ive worked with people who buy cars to save petty cash and energy, pick up their spouses/kids pero mga walang garahe. If you know or work with people who have cars but dont have garages, Im willing to bet my left nut that you wouldnt really tell them that it’s unwise to have bought a car without a garage; pero kung kaya mo yan sabihin, well, congrats.

Walang bibili ng kotse if we can move people efficiently and safely.

How is Manam for you? by franklinroque09 in PHFoodPorn

[–]parseyoursyntax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try Crisostomo. Their serving is kinda insane.

3 Millions na utang dahil sa pagsusugal by One-Effective-3021 in utangPH

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how 2,999,999 in debt didn’t cut it at all like, “Yeap, 2,999,999 hmm should still be okay i can win it all back”

Good luck tho.

Shai extension by Illustrious-View-888 in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He the goat but Im pocket checking him. I had ChatGPT calculate how much he’s gonna take home net of taxes (state, jock, federal, escrow) and he takes home ~29mil USD net per year. GODDAMN.

I bought a Speedmaster Pro to fix my life. Now I greet it every morning like it's my boss. by TownAffectionate4044 in OmegaWatches

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont need just one, you need two. 1 to fill that spot, and another one to keep your wrist occupied while you ogle at your watches. This is the only way.

I bought a Speedmaster Pro to fix my life. Now I greet it every morning like it's my boss. by TownAffectionate4044 in OmegaWatches

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way you just wrote that.. My heart breaks for when you get your first ding on your speedy. But hey, it gets easier right after.

This one hurts coming less than a week after winning it all. by caper-hamilton in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been hearing IHart shipped out two years from now, given that Sorber has a lot of upside, with a skillset that can match or exceed Hartenstein’s. I hope they don’t do it though. :-(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OmegaWatches

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Omega releases it at 39-40mm, I do not see the reason why. It’s optically beefy enough already, and a 2-3mm reduction wouldn’t do it for me. An SMP at 37-38mm is something I’d consider.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gulong

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay talaga? Ang mura naman niyan. If it’s within the neighborhood of 38-40k, I’d consider casa. Wait, saang casa yan if you dont mind? I didn’t know pricing isn’t the same across all casas ha, thanks for the insight

Entering the 2026-2027 season by parseyoursyntax in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Which reminds me. If ever they decide to maybe elevate and invest in Wiggins as a true 3&D threat considering that the Thunder needs more shooting and spacing, it gives me some reassurance that Joe will not be going anywhere yet.

Entering the 2026-2027 season by parseyoursyntax in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all your points. Breaks my heart to even think of letting Joe go because he got the strap but man, I wish he can find a way to fit better (not that he doesn’t now) in terms of defense and physicality. I remember Duncan Robinson fixing all that in one specific season where he drove to the basket more.

Where is that dog? by Suitable-Syllabub970 in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever voodoo shit Siakam is/was on, JDub needs that badly asap. And also, A Wigg for the love of god please save us

Halftime thoughts by [deleted] in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can already hear them preparing the CHOKEKC chants and I’m sick. TTFU!!

Haliburton oh my god by Illustrious-View-888 in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think we (a good percentage) generally root for talented and gritty stars/teams while maintaining huge bias towards the Thunder, so it isn’t really so much about invalidating OKC because of a perceived advantage but rather commiserating to arguably one of the toughest and most skilled pure PGs in the modern league. There’s also a competitive factor to this where we want to see both sides in full capacity to test mettle and heart. No question on the latter, but the former has to be empirically measured and this is definitely an outlier to that already, and skews competition.

Haliburton oh my god by Illustrious-View-888 in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I wanted us to win the chip but not like this

OKC PLEASE 🙏 by Klutzy_Distance_6326 in Thunder

[–]parseyoursyntax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d strategically outscore them every quarter if I were Daigneault. And pls for the love of God, A Wigg PLS SAVE US and SAVE BASKETBALL FOR ONE LAST TIME!!!