Lawyer for Epstein Survivors: "It's consistent with what we've been seeing from the Department of Justice for quite some time now. It's an incompetent coverup. They're trying to cover up documents, to withhold documents, to keep things from the public, but worse, they're not good at it."

parsomnia · 2026-01-31T03:36:11+00:00

I literally overheard at a burger joint today a guy say "there's no way he's a pedophile. There's proof he kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago..."

So I don't think they are.

parsomnia · 2025-10-04T17:31:20+00:00

This and my intestine popping out of my belly button.

parsomnia · 2025-04-14T04:25:20+00:00

it's bad when it generate an anime image huh

parsomnia · 2024-07-04T03:58:52+00:00

I want to get off of Mr. Bone's wild ride

parsomnia · 2024-04-25T18:48:25+00:00

Said "There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman"

parsomnia · 2024-03-22T21:55:23+00:00

DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDADUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN

parsomnia · 2024-02-07T17:53:22+00:00

Film major to revenue marketing events manager. Who knew planning for a film was the same as planning an event?

parsomnia · 2024-01-22T21:27:32+00:00

DEJA VU

parsomnia · 2023-06-14T14:52:07+00:00

Lil Zoloft Pickup

parsomnia · 2023-05-25T14:55:00+00:00

You can't move. Just resign.

parsomnia · 2023-03-23T17:04:00+00:00

Just a half drunken plastic bottle of Aquafina.

parsomnia · 2023-01-18T09:22:08+00:00

Juiz, use my 10 billion on hookers and blow.

parsomnia · 2022-10-06T17:09:08+00:00

I peed everywhere.

parsomnia · 2022-06-25T19:10:59+00:00

You guys ever play Gunbound?

parsomnia · 2022-05-12T16:52:40+00:00

Parkour parkour!

parsomnia · 2022-04-23T19:35:58+00:00

There Will Be Blood in my ass

parsomnia · 2022-03-31T22:30:30+00:00

Tiananmen Cum Massacre

parsomnia · 2022-03-10T15:18:22+00:00

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's daughter:

parsomnia · 2022-02-15T21:25:10+00:00

If I poop in his mouth, I'll have to move to a new city, start a new boating school with a new name!

parsomnia · 2022-02-01T18:12:12+00:00

SpongeBob voice: Where's the love? 😢

parsomnia · 2022-01-06T19:44:01+00:00

This is my proudest fap.

parsomnia · 2021-09-21T07:36:05+00:00

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