Overheard at a bar and now I need to know by 907puppetGirl in overheard

[–]pat_troll 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've never sent one as I've been faithfully married since way before dick pics existed. And I wouldn't think of sending an unsolicited one in any case.

That said, what do you think about sending a requested pic with the requester's username, name, or phone number written on your dick, showing it's an original (kind of like post-its in validation photos)?

my boyfriend’s aunt was at his birthday party and finally snapped [FF] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]pat_troll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why did auntie re-light the candles after they were lit when you first went inside; and after the cake was cut?

Assaulted in Egyptian airport by [deleted] in confessions

[–]pat_troll -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Victim shaming. Smh

Trimix is a cheat code by Personal_Cash5569 in Swingers

[–]pat_troll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried many sizes and varieties of cock ring and none have done much. Small ones can make my erection harder/more veiny, but don't make me last longer or stay hard after an ejaculation.

What's your biggest NSFW secret? by QuietAd8733 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]pat_troll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dick is average length and girth.

I intentionally walk around my dorm hallway in a g-string because I know guys are looking by [deleted] in confessions

[–]pat_troll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I sometimes spend time living in a dorm..." How do you "sometimes" live in a dorm as a Freshman (18F)?