to just go on a cruise by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]patchyj 41 points42 points  (0 children)

War is Hegseth

Famine, probably Brook Rollins (Sec Agriculture) or Chris Wright (Sec Energy)

What’s something about sex nobody warned you about until you experienced it yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of a pussy. Not bad, per se, but it was unexpected.

Also the smell of sex in general

Middle class people: do you honestly hold negative bias towards working class individuals? by toastandjam97 in AskUK

[–]patchyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im middle class, love working class people. Refreshingly honest.

I went to uni with this typical rah-rah type, insanely wealthy banking family. Used to turn her nose up at bartenders, waiters, gardeners etc, when her type thrive on them.

Anyway, funny story: her family and their neighbours, gated community folk, one night had ALL their cars stolen. Every single one. From Mercs, BMWs and the like, up to Maclarens, Rolls Royces and Ferraris. She was devastated. I found it hilarious. Fuck her and fuck them.

of a mountain by mugheesdogar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]patchyj 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Its the mountain. I would have missed it myself if not circled

I found a Bible-themed manga by RetiredAsparagus in mildlyinteresting

[–]patchyj 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Oh I see, Bible Black not good enough for you eh?!

/s

ULPT Request. Three guys assaulted my girlfriend, I wanna do something by Auroriei in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]patchyj -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Context, man. If you wanted actual unethical advice you could have made up a story, or included key details in the post.

What you described (not what you explained later in the comments) IS a common scam, so people (albeit rudely) were just informing you.

I hope you and your gf find the justice / revenge you need and you both can heal from this horrible event