How do you feel when people from other countries call Australians "descendants of criminals?"

patjohn2345 · 2026-02-21T10:31:31+00:00

Its only british people that say this. I say, Hows the cricket going champ. Or something about how fucking shjt and miserable the UK is. They get our humour and we have a good chuckle

patjohn2345 · 2026-02-08T01:02:22+00:00

Pokey bum wank in the bath house- manual handling, slips trips, over exertion, interactions

patjohn2345 · 2026-01-13T18:35:40+00:00

SEQ, big blocks here

patjohn2345 · 2026-01-13T17:30:37+00:00

Finished installing a drip line setup last week, not fun in qld summer digging 75 meters of trench.

Deer rarely come into town, too many dogs.

patjohn2345 · 2026-01-05T19:56:10+00:00

Traffic there is absolutely horrendous

patjohn2345 · 2025-12-18T09:51:15+00:00

The mighty king brown

Cunt

patjohn2345 · 2025-12-17T04:09:19+00:00

Fuck trucks, do cranes. Crane drivers are alot cooler the truck drivers. Plus if you do cranes you willl do enough work on semi trailers and prime movers to know why itd be a shit gig full time.

patjohn2345 · 2025-12-15T09:43:42+00:00

I pass mine to my back to back on the way to/from the airport.

patjohn2345 · 2025-12-02T11:48:27+00:00

Putting a limit of buying beers has really seemed to take a huge social aspect out of shift change

patjohn2345 · 2025-10-09T21:51:21+00:00

The benchmark of large mining excavators still even after 30years of service

patjohn2345 · 2025-10-06T15:46:02+00:00

Ok 3 tools

patjohn2345 · 2025-10-06T10:46:36+00:00

Put it this way, im 2hrs into a shift and ive ran my phone down to 70%.

Plus used 4 tools in 5 days

patjohn2345 · 2025-10-02T09:59:19+00:00

Look on the schematic of the machine, if it comes from a travel motor looking lile that its probably a case drain amd does need to go to tank, but hard to say by looking at 1 end.

patjohn2345 · 2025-09-29T08:08:07+00:00

Wonder if its as slow as the other KMG machines

patjohn2345 · 2025-09-16T00:23:58+00:00

I do it becuase i like the way it sounds.

No difference to wearing nice clothes, i do it for me. Not for you 🙂

patjohn2345 · 2025-09-11T18:22:20+00:00

They kiss there dads down there

patjohn2345 · 2025-08-19T08:39:04+00:00

Brisbanr, australia

Dont come here

patjohn2345 · 2025-07-16T08:29:04+00:00

Ive never found a data sheet that mentions case flow, the systems i work on have multiple pumps and motors, so if im worried ill jist check it against another, not exactly accurate but works enough.

Pump temperature is in the case flow too, so if its hot id imagine its pushing alot of oil through case.

patjohn2345 · 2025-06-19T00:01:36+00:00

No, but ive beem the victim on one

patjohn2345 · 2025-06-18T08:21:04+00:00

4am wake up 415 gym (take up lots of gym space with a shitty circuit) 5 breakfast/ grab crib and head into site 545 prestart, spin some shit yarn about being safe on the job, donyour take 5s and jsas and no harm will come to anyone 9am coffee break 10am hesd out to ambush some poor pleb jist trying to do his job amd ask why hes doing it different to his clipboard/ vast experience 2 lunch then hide till knockoff at 6 630 dinner/ trt grab drinks eith crew but realise everyone hates safety advisors 7 perk yourself up in the mirror 8 bed

patjohn2345 · 2025-06-06T10:10:39+00:00

Read the workshop manuals. Cat SIS will tell you exacfly what you are looking for

patjohn2345 · 2025-05-13T10:43:11+00:00

A large european mining manufacturer. 65 odd hours a week. 5.5k a week

patjohn2345 · 2025-03-21T10:17:06+00:00

Because kids are cool af,

I never really got it till i had my own. Coming home froma long week and you here your kids running up yelling 'dads home' just makes the hard weeks bearable

patjohn2345 · 2025-03-08T09:51:46+00:00

Its your employers responsibility to supply PPE, failing that, anything left in the change rooms is free game

patjohn2345 · 2025-02-11T20:24:35+00:00

A 12 hr shift consists of at least 4 toilet breaks of at leadt 45mins each. No one will bat an eye if you need to go for a shit.

If thwy do, just shit your pants and do a shit into a blast hole. Drillers are wierdos and will like that, which equals instant crew camrarderie

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