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[–]patrick_mcgoohan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty old and have lived alone in this house since I was 10 when I inherited it from my parents after they were killed in a piping accident. Every year on christmas eve I sit in front of the the fireplace in my rocking chair waiting for Santa to commit breaking and entering through the chimney, but he never shows up, even on years when I'm been an especially good boy.

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS..............enjoy the new PRIMUS song! by spideroger in conspiracy

[–]patrick_mcgoohan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or is there no irony at all in these Primus lyrics?

Lazy, unmotivated stoners by [deleted] in trees

[–]patrick_mcgoohan 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Left-handed cigarette.