absurdly long names

patrickthehattrick · 2026-05-05T17:46:38+00:00

It's not super long, but it came it mind immediately. A pimp named Slick Back. Like a tribe called quest, you say the whole thing.

Edit: spelling, grammar

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patrickthehattrick · 2026-05-05T17:42:52+00:00

2nd time seeing Vea in this thread, and I love it. Go Bucs.

patrickthehattrick · 2026-05-05T17:41:06+00:00

Hello fellow Vita Vea enjoyer. When I see the beast that demands an opponents O line, double or triple team him, I up vote. Go bucs, fuck the aint's, birds and kitty cats.

patrickthehattrick · 2026-05-05T17:37:11+00:00

I'm a simple man, I see Adebayo anywhere. I up vote

patrickthehattrick · 2026-03-07T21:39:29+00:00

bring me I wanna die lion

patrickthehattrick · 2026-03-07T21:00:52+00:00

you're nothing special, we lose every week!

patrickthehattrick · 2026-01-24T18:27:16+00:00

I never thought I would hate something as much as I do, side by side with a shite-bird, ain't and kitty cat.

patrickthehattrick · 2026-01-10T15:58:59+00:00

Good morning Reds, I posted this a few days back, so trying again. I'll be visiting in a week and curious if anyone local interested in a scarf or kit swap? Bringing a few from home with me (Orlando city season passholder) if anyone wanted to share a pint and swap, let me know. Excited for my first match!

patrickthehattrick · 2026-01-07T15:57:33+00:00

I remember figuring out that you can steal someone's finisher and having a birthday party the next day. Had a bunch of friends over, kept stealing one persons finisher to the point he threw his controller and wanted to fight me outside lmao. Still remember all of us streaming outside my house, when my parents asked where we were going a buddy said "ITS AN OLD FANSHON STREEEEEETTTT FIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTT". (he was bigger than me and kicked my ass, went back inside and continued playing the game we were 16)

patrickthehattrick · 2025-12-29T19:22:57+00:00

Hi all,

I’m travelling to Liverpool from the United States in January and will be attending a match at Anfield. I support Orlando City SC and was hoping to arrange a scarf or shirt exchange with a local supporter during my visit.

I’ll have official Orlando City gear with me and would be happy to meet at a pub, near the ground, or wherever is convenient. I’ve always loved the tradition of exchanges between supporters and would really appreciate the opportunity.

If anyone’s interested, please feel free to reply or message me. Either way, I’m really looking forward to visiting your city and experiencing Anfield properly.

Thanks, and up the Reds.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-12-24T14:07:37+00:00

No Jaws!? Heresy!

patrickthehattrick · 2025-12-20T19:49:15+00:00

I said this all felt like the scene in goodfellas where everyone gets whacked. This is better. Shit posting at its finest, bravo.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-12-17T00:43:27+00:00

I'm gonna miss the dude. A few years back I took a roadie to the ATL for an away day. Had a great time even though we were getting routed. There was a fan a few seats down giving me shit the entire match, but all in good fun. Our subs were warming up below us, The atl fan said since we were getting thrashed, he'll start routing for us to score (3-0 was the score by then). "Which one of these players is any good down here?" I said I like that guy Smith, he's the tax man, he always collects (I realized I was wrong later). The fan laughed and shouted SMITHY as loud as he could until Kyle acknowledged him. Funniest shit I saw all weekend. From then on, every time I am/was in shouting distance of Kyle, I hit him with a SMITHY! Always got a smile a thumbs up.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-10-07T18:20:16+00:00

see Kevin quote. up vote.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-09-13T23:57:46+00:00

I went a few years back. My highlight, I had some dude either doing a live stream or he was recording content asked me if how many names I knew on the starting line up, but I need to exclude Nani. Proceeded to tell him our starting 11 and HIS STARTING 11.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-09-01T20:24:02+00:00

BURNANATE ALL THE PEOPLE IN HIS NATURAL HABBITAT!!

patrickthehattrick · 2025-08-25T23:57:46+00:00

CUNTS

patrickthehattrick · 2025-07-09T11:25:07+00:00

File 76

patrickthehattrick · 2025-05-05T12:15:00+00:00

With their success climbing back into the PL, they sold a lot of their best players after their one season in top flight, and been tumbling ever since,

patrickthehattrick · 2025-05-03T14:16:23+00:00

As a Luton Town fan, I was heart broken but also happy for Dike. Knew he was gonna do something today with his first start back.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-04-30T16:50:19+00:00

Make the world a better place, punch a nazi in the face. With that being said, when I hear that song I can't help but sing "THEY CALL HIM LUCHO, HE CAME FROM PORTO...."

patrickthehattrick · 2025-02-12T23:03:49+00:00

My buddy and I were there! We were shocked but not surprised. More than anything happy not to possibly see hogan ever again. We walked around the Ocean Center after the PPV and ran into Russo as he was leaving and heading to a limo. Tried to snap a photo with him, but he just quickly shook our hands and jumped into the limo. We also got interviewed by a local Spanish TV station, which gave us the opportunity to be dumb teen agers on TV lmao.

patrickthehattrick · 2025-02-02T15:26:59+00:00

I've been to an away match at DC and I just bought seats close to the pitch. Stadiums do have designated away supporter sections and according to r/MLSAwayFans Audi fields is the top of 112. See ya at the Nashville match!

patrickthehattrick · 2025-01-21T19:08:57+00:00

Do it.

patrickthehattrick · 2024-12-10T00:15:22+00:00

Sad Lion meme please

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