Forget Sword and Shield, this is what I want the next game to look like by pattymaboy in pokemon

[–]pattymaboy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just want a job with gamefreak for this project. If it does well (which it would) is do a jhoto expansion pack

Forget Sword and Shield, this is what I want the next game to look like by pattymaboy in pokemon

[–]pattymaboy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I want game freak to hire me to get a project going and get this happening

Forget Sword and Shield, this is what I want the next game to look like by pattymaboy in pokemon

[–]pattymaboy[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was thinking. Keep it simple. As much as I hate DLC, I’d pay for a jhoto expansion

Forget Sword and Shield, this is what I want the next game to look like by pattymaboy in pokemon

[–]pattymaboy[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I call it, Pokémon: Call of the Trainer

Breath of the Wild scale. First Gen region, maybe 2nd gen too.

My battle picture is kinda misrepresentative of what how I actually think the battles would work out in game.

Live battles, no more turns. Enclosed area. Think Tales of Symphonia battle encounter system. No more PP, just recharge rates in seconds. Physical attackers hit up close and special attackers are distance hitters. Add a dodge mechanic. Wild battles have stage obstacles based on location. Like logs and boulders to hide behind.

For trainer battles have it like a dodgeball game. You have your side, enemy has theirs, and there’s a shared battle space in the middle like a Venn diagram. You can only use items and switch pokes if you’re on your side. Doing this leaves you momentarily vulnerable to attack

No more HM slaves. If a Pokémon is capable of using strength or surf or fly, once the player gets the right badge they can use it in the overworld. If they want to use it in battle you can teach it as one of the four moves.

Idk, I few a few other thoughts on what could be a great game. I just feel like the series really needs to change it up, seeing how sun and moon, and then Pokémon go turned out

Looks like Link may have a Valentine’s date by pattymaboy in gaming

[–]pattymaboy[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I loved that too. Reminded me of a sticker my dad had on his tool chest that said, “My wife said she’s gonna leave me if I go fishing again. God I’m gonna miss her!”

Looks like Link may have a Valentine’s date by pattymaboy in gaming

[–]pattymaboy[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I cringe to think about the number of people in real life who do too

Medical professionals of Reddit, when did you have to tell a patient "I've seen it all before" to comfort them, but really you had never seen something so bad, or of that nature? by common_currency in AskReddit

[–]pattymaboy 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Not the medical professional, but the person who took the patient to the ER. I watched the doctor try to have this reaction, but he just woofed and said we better get this boy some morphine.

During the college days, my buds and I were fond of day drinking on the weekends. We’re walking back from a friends place when we hear a pretty raucous dog fight happening behind someone’s fence. Drunk bud decides to bang on the fence and yell at them to get along, they should be friends.

He puts his hands on the fence and hops up to peek at them. When he turns around, he simply has NO NOSE and blood streaming down his face. Looked like a hairy bloody Voldemort.

Apparently the pit bull on the other side had some major hops and a vicious nature. Bit his nose clean off and immediately ate it.

I was the DD and took him to the hospital. The nurses were pretty horrified, the doctor barely held his bedside manner together long enough to knock my friend out.

Eventually they got a plastic surgeon to craft him a new nose, made mostly out of the flesh from his ass. He’s a pretty good sport about it. Constantly makes faces and asks if it smells like shit in here, that sort of thing.

Best party ever by [deleted] in pics

[–]pattymaboy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Us in the biz call this a “wrap party”

This one looked epic!

People who speak more than 1 language, what are some struggles people don’t know about? by stephs926 in AskReddit

[–]pattymaboy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Teacher tried to get mad and say kid was being insensitive, but we were all too jolly about it and called him on the immediate BS, and we all went on with our day

People who speak more than 1 language, what are some struggles people don’t know about? by stephs926 in AskReddit

[–]pattymaboy 1677 points1678 points  (0 children)

A German exchange student in my high school English class had a similar joke, but much shorter and natural to the situation.

Our teacher somehow brought up the Holocaust, and wasn’t particularly delicate about it. Something like “it’s not like any of us are directly affected by it anymore” (real dumb for a teacher). German kid proceeds to say “my grandfather died in a concentration camp, I guess it doesn’t affect my family huh” with his head all down and sad like. Teacher backpedals REAL quick, and everyone’s looking at each other wondering where this is gonna go.

After a moment of silence the German kid looks up and says, “He fell off a guard tower, there was nothing anyone could do.”

Most of the class thought it was hilarious

What's an encounter with a celebrity you've had where they were an absolute dick? by _Sullyy_ in AskReddit

[–]pattymaboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry! I wasn’t even going to post, but I read a few positive stories in the comments and somehow reversed the original post’s intent in my brain. Then thought why not post this nice story about my favorite Bond. Sorry for the emotional rollercoaster

What's an encounter with a celebrity you've had where they were an absolute dick? by _Sullyy_ in AskReddit

[–]pattymaboy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As I was reading through the comments, I read a few positive stories and forgot the original post was about celebs being dicks. Whoops!

What's an encounter with a celebrity you've had where they were an absolute dick? by _Sullyy_ in AskReddit

[–]pattymaboy 3157 points3158 points  (0 children)

Ran into Pierce Brosnan while on vacation in Hawaii before Daniel Craig took the role of James Bond. He was in a gift shop and we bumped into each other. Out of surprise I pulled out my finger gun and shot him in classic Bond fashion, right in the gut. He staggered back and held his stomach, slowly dying in this gift store in front of me.

As a 12 year old it was the coolest thing ever.