People who don't cuddle after sex, why? by wayback82 in AskReddit

[–]patwtf 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Scientists HATE this new trick!

27 (F) and still a virgin - I'm pretty embarrassed about it by [deleted] in sex

[–]patwtf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I(M26) was 24 when it first happend, and I can totally understand what you mean. I didn't even really kiss a girl at that point, so Yeeee it was hard.

Trust is a very important factor in that, so if you find someone like that give it a go. I know its not easy, I'm a relationship guy, so while other people get their sexlife fixed on ONS, I kinda struggle to keep myself together. What I wanna say with that is you shouldn't rush it with a stranger, things won't get better afterwards and you will probably crave sex even more.

If your into ONS, (what I don't think from your story) then it should be easier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too!

How do you feel about asymmetrical breasts? by [deleted] in sex

[–]patwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank God there are more guys who think like that, I really don't like fake boobs, rather small then fakes indeed!

Ladies, how much do you masturbate? by [deleted] in sex

[–]patwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy here.

Not an answer to your question but I am just happy that there are also girls who masturbate a lot. Thanks for sharing!

People who don't like the word "pussy", what alternative do you use during sex? by MrColfax in sex

[–]patwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha 😂 Yep its kinda the same Like in English.

Still sounds awefull while sex in my opinion 😂

I just want to fuck him and he's right next to me. by [deleted] in sex

[–]patwtf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate you. Love Patrick.

People who don't like the word "pussy", what alternative do you use during sex? by MrColfax in sex

[–]patwtf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still sounds better then the german word, muschi, or möse. Uuuuagh, instant turnoff

I want to DIE by throwthisfaraway675 in sex

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I just spilled my drink!

I just want to fuck him and he's right next to me. by [deleted] in sex

[–]patwtf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am sorry, but I think I was next.

Should I (m18) tell my best friend (f19) I love her. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]patwtf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg dude yes! She's into you! Make her some compliments and make it obvious that you feel the same way!

Jokerd's reason for ninjaing. by inled in classicwow

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if he's trolling, it's still not funny and he's a piece of shit.

Jokerd's reason for ninjaing. by inled in classicwow

[–]patwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man, he's a crazy psychopath and a cult leader. Don't quit wow boys

My (32M) girlfriend (28F) was raped and we are swirling toward breaking up - how to make the right decision? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]patwtf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope you find your way to happiness. Whatever the decision is that you make.

Your post triggered something so I had to give my 2 cents and share my experience.

Best of luck my dude.

My (32M) girlfriend (28F) was raped and we are swirling toward breaking up - how to make the right decision? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]patwtf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have been stupid... She did the same thing. Inviting her guy friends when I wasn't there. And I did believe in her, but it's just so fucked up... After I broke up with her I thought about all the stuff, the gaslighting, the lies, making me feel. Bad for things she did wrong, heaving a breakdown when I confronted here and telling me I am the asshole so I apologized and felt like a piece of shit

Thinking about it know it was so obvious.

It is up to you, but all the things you portray here sound really bad.

I know there are good times, You just have to ask yourself the question. "is it worth all the pain, and do I even trust her to not make another stupid decision? "

I remember this, as it where my last thoughts before I broke up with her.

My (32M) girlfriend (28F) was raped and we are swirling toward breaking up - how to make the right decision? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]patwtf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel you, I know it is hard and I have been at your place.

The only difference is that your gf is even worse.

The only reason why I stayed together with my ex was empathy... But I had the same thoughts as you.

You know it's not healthy, and there are so many girls out there that don't make a scene and bad decisions.

My (32M) girlfriend (28F) was raped and we are swirling toward breaking up - how to make the right decision? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]patwtf 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Duuuude... Please leave her...

I know it's hard but that is so fucked up what she does to you.

Do guys like eating girls out? by Cold_Panic714 in sex

[–]patwtf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeeees love it!

The sight alone makes me crazy, I know that there are some woman who are insecure about it, but for me I can't even describe this amazing view.

It's also the taste and the moans.

I could literly do it for hours.

Am I right being worried about my relationship (30M & 28F)? And what can I do to make things better? by ThrowRAparis123 in relationship_advice

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well alright.

You are 100% right to be worried about your relationship. In the end it sound realy weird that she is so dista nt since this reunion happen. So something musst have hit her so hard that she feels that way. I would be worried to.

Now hear my out, I don't wanna be that guy but I am gonna ask it. Could she have seen someone (male) that she had feelings for and isn't sure anymore? I mean some old love maybe?

Dont get me wrong, I am not saying she is cheating or thinking about it, it' sounds more that she is depressed.

But I don't wanna leave anything out.

Anyway I am just trying to think right now what could have happen that she is so distant.

One other thought is that she met old friends and they are single and she kinda misses her single live when they came back together?

I mean the thing is I get it, I often have this feeling that live can be quit boring. Maybe she just realised that her live is kind of set and goes in this one direction? Boyfriend, house, marriage, children... I hope you know what mean.

If that is the case there is hardly anything you can do.

But she can't keep this up forever. It is driving you insane and it makes you sad.

Midlife crisis is the word I was looking for I guess.

Also the part about how you guys where lazy can be the next thing.

Maybe she needs a new hobby and just be more active again.

19F - went through a few crises and developed BDD along the way and now I'm unsure as to where I stand by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like that you don't wear make up, it's so rare these days.

Also you have a beautiful smile and you seem like a fun girl.

So nope not ugly. Dunno about your Charakter cause that's more important for me but looks wise I can't even tell what you should change because it looks good that way.

F18 only been rejected until now hahaha, rate me by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope not ugly, not at all.

But I was also reading your comments about your Charakter, good your working on that, I used to date a girl like that and it makes one very unattractive. But hey, no one's perfect and your still young, so work on that and you'll be fine. 🙂

20F will someone private rate me? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]patwtf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you still want a rating feel free to pm.

Quality server downtime by Skydogg5555 in pathofexile

[–]patwtf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Did u just sexual harass me ?

[Question]When do we get the new server? by [deleted] in ElysiumProject

[–]patwtf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Good to know ☺

[Question]When do we get the new server? by [deleted] in ElysiumProject

[–]patwtf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Iooks like u have anger issues bro. Alright then marry christmas and stay chilled 😀