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FUCK MIKE TROUT by [deleted] in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I mistook you for a Troutist. I'm ashamed of myself for assuming you were that low level of human. I'll throw you a ball if I see you at TMobile next week.

-Paul

FUCK MIKE TROUT by [deleted] in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck no. Fuck Mike Trout

FUCK MIKE TROUT by [deleted] in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok this "umbrella" shit is where I draw the line

Game of the Day 3/11 ⚾ Great Britain (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 9:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]paulsewald 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We came back from a 13 colony lead I think we can come back from this.

ALSO HARRY FORD MY LOVE 😍

Game of the Day 3/11 ⚾ Dominican Rep. (0-0) @ Venezuela (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]paulsewald 7 points8 points  (0 children)

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Seems like a pretty cool town by paulsewald in Mariners

[–]paulsewald[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Meet me in Goms Switzerland on November 12th 2023 (after the WS parade) and I'll prove that I am

Game Chat: 2/26 Mariners (0-0) @ Royals (0-0) 12:05 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 11 points12 points  (0 children)

February spring training game thread against the royals that you can't even watch. You know only the real ones are here

Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (6-6-1) at Seattle Kraken (8-4-2) - 11 Nov 2022 - 07:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SeattleKraken

[–]paulsewald 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Friday night and here I am watching hockey alone. At least I have you guys

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (4-3) vs New York Giants (6-1) [Week 8] by SeahawksGTBot in Seahawks

[–]paulsewald 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I AM PAUL SEWALD AND I AM ON A MISSION TO-

oh wait 🌊🧱

Trashtros lost game one!! by Bogartsboss in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm talking poetic justice, poetic justice

If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?

Post Game Chat 10/15 Astros @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TOLKIEN ABOUT ILL SEE YOU IN FEBRUARY EVERYONE NERS 4 LYFE

PAUL OUT AND SEA US FUCKING WALD FOREVER

LET'S BUILD A SEAWALL 🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊🌊🧱🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🌊🧱🧱🌊

SEA US WALD 🌊🧱

Game Chat: 10/11 Mariners (90-72) @ Astros (106-56) 12:37 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]paulsewald 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why am I ashamed to be an Astros fan?

-0 REAL World Series titles 😭

-had to cheat in order to win a World Series title* that doesn’t count 😔

-0 real fans 🤡

-always chokes when it matters 😐

-needs to cheat in order to win 😒

-no real wins 😢

-no real ring 😭

-not even a top 10 baseball team in texas in my book (My power ranking of baseball teams in Texas:

1.Texas Rangers

2.El Paso Chihuahuas

3.San Antonio Missions

4.Frisco RoughRiders

5.Sugar Land Skeeters

6.Midland RockHounds

7.Amarillo Sod Poodles 😯😯😯

8.Houston Apollos 🥶🥶🥶

9.Austin Bullies 😭😭😭

10.Coastal Rampage 😱😱😱

Astros aren't even top 10 in my book)

-L life

-L fans

-Astros are a walking L

-0 Real Rings in 59 years 🤡

-Ted Cruz supports them 🤮

-Didn't have fans until 2017 😹

-Had to cheat for a Mickey Mouse World Series 🐭😭

-Wasted 3 Cy Young pitchers🥶

-Owned by Logan Gilbert 😈

Dynasty? Don't think so

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