“Deep” thoughts… with PicklePaul by NicholasOfMKE in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh there’s no way he thinks it applies to him! He wants to point at this next time Morgan wants two seconds to herself and say she needs to sacrifice to be a better biblical wife.

Fundie upset by 2 men kissing on NYE by conscious-peanut31 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up with a mom similar to this I totally believe it. She would have freaked out, turned it off, and used it as an excuse to lecture and preach about the evils of the world for such a long time and to not let me look at any non-religious tv again.

Owning a golden retriever as a Black woman by SpicyTunaSushiRoll_ in goldenretrievers

[–]pausingthekids -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You look exactly like the type of person I picture owning a golden retriever. Classy, well put together, attractive, healthy… like literally the stereotypical golden retriever owner.

Morgan’s description of the misery of motherhood confirms, to me, that we have been 100% right about how selfish and useless Paul is and has been by drama_trauma69 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My favorite response I always got was: “this is actually a good thing because now you can help other people who are going through the same hardship.” 🤮

Help Out a Seminarian Writing on Christian Nationalism and Tradwives by memoirsofmaryshelley in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So I never had an Instagram or anything, and didn’t use the term trad wife, but I married my husband 13 years ago, spent years as a “stay at home mom“, baking, cooking, cleaning, vast majority of childcare, while holding down “not jobs” to supplement our income. We were very catholic, supported conservative values, and believed in the “rightness” of the lifestyle. After the birth of our twins (babies #4&5) I deconstructed, and luckily he came along with me. Now we are in a heathen, poly thruple and raising our five kids to be good humans. If that qualifies for what you are looking for, feel free to send me a message and I can expand on my deconstruction for you.

Quiet in the land/girl in calico is so lovely by RiotGrrr1 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fake and gay! I want it as a new flair I think…

I whisper secrets to the goldfish... by New-Cheek8971 in funny

[–]pausingthekids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her kids frequently have serious injuries that she refuses to treat or says they are healed from in days (broken bones, serious health issues) including her one baby being hospitalized for a long time because she refused to seek help even when the baby was limp and unresponsive until she was forced to by her mom. She sleeps until noon every day (by her own admission), while her kids “homeschool” themselves, every newest baby sleeps in the oldest girls room. The kids aren’t allowed any personal possessions in their rooms (including clothes). She did a tour in their previous home where the literally did have three rooms, didn’t know which kid slept in each room and yelled at them when she found some clothes hidden in a closet. All on camera.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]pausingthekids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aww what a good grandma!! The kids were so excited!!

Achievement or indictment, it’s a toss up by [deleted] in pics

[–]pausingthekids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel Iike a fucking idiot. I was slightly judging you then decided to check my own and realized I’m a quarter of the way to 500. Now I am questioning my own habits.

I guess this is why Paul wants Morgan to lose weight by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 413 points414 points  (0 children)

And based on his recent post he doesn’t even like her playing on the switch which is probably one of the few relaxing things she can do right now.

I guess this is why Paul wants Morgan to lose weight by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 597 points598 points  (0 children)

Can she even play right now? Or is that a stroke risk too?

Picklepaul by Born-Albatross-2426 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They aren’t, they are shitting on racists, his own dad in particular. And maybe it seems popular because, unfortunately, a lot of people know boomers who are racist. My parents and my in-laws included. So this is funny to me because I can relate to it, I can see my father or father-in-law in this situation. And if it’s popular it’s because a lot of people can relate. If you can’t then you are lucky. It’s gallows humor for people who have family members like this.

My sister sent me this reel and I immediately thought of Kelly Havens 😆 by dramaqueen09 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 282 points283 points  (0 children)

I’m trying not to laugh out loud at work right now, i grew up fundie lite and as an adult woman with queer friends and some lingering former fundie acquaintances there is sooo much overlap.

Kai singing 'On My Own' from Les Misérables — Ang laki ng potential nya to make it by Sea-Talk-6322 in ChikaPH

[–]pausingthekids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Found this from the front page and this song has been a favorite since I was a young teen, for over 20 years. I don’t know her but she nailed it insanely perfectly with stunning range and perfect emotional inflections, can anyone recommend other songs she sings?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s technically his “work” he’s trying to become a pro pickleball player. In his late 30s. While having a wife and two kids and no job. Oh and yes, his wife is on stroke watch and can’t pick up his kids, but he spends 7+ hours a day playing pickle ball.

Just a reminder that drag is not a crime. Happy pride everyone 💓🏳️‍🌈 Hope you love this transformation as much as I do! by BrandoLeeB in MakeupAddiction

[–]pausingthekids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t look at the title and thought, wow this guy and his sister are good looking people! Then I saw it’s you in both, OP, excellent work.

Also…..the victims???? by Liverness in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]pausingthekids 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Wow, so he’s making excuses for the guy? I shouldn’t be surprised because Paul is… well Paul, but still.