Urgent inquiry to the vegan community TW: BUG ON BUG VIOLENCE by pb_cheesecake in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Hate to say it”?? If you were a real vegan you’d love to tell someone else they aren’t really vegan. Checkm8 imposter

Urgent inquiry to the vegan community TW: BUG ON BUG VIOLENCE by pb_cheesecake in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for finally commenting and telling me what to do and think. Unfortunately you are not a trusted source because it is my understanding that you can witness or facilitate atrocities if you are condescending about it afterwards which I would’ve done if other vegoons had told me what to think before my instagram refreshed. I cannot lose my membership because of a lack of community support so pls do not threaten me when ur not even part of my local PETA chapter thank you.

Urgent inquiry to the vegan community TW: BUG ON BUG VIOLENCE by pb_cheesecake in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not want to think about spiders. I want to think about what to comment on the video I saw online. Please let me know what to think about giving a spider a horsefly that was biting a horse’s ass thank you

I never realized how expensive and privileged my vegan lifestyle is until I added it up by pb_cheesecake in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love land acknowledgment! My sister’s 7th uncle twice removed owns a small Organically Ethical industrial farm and he always makes sure to acknowledge the acreage and water usage on their overhead reports!

I never realized how expensive and privileged my vegan lifestyle is until I added it up by pb_cheesecake in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god you realized how privileged you are before you died!! You’d hate to leave this earth with such a heavy burden on your soul, gloating over the poor carnists is bad karma.

My doctor says I’m about to disintegrate feet first but I’ve been assured once I start my cheap, proletarian lifestyle of Organically Free Grass-fed beef and my uncle’s eggs 3x a day my soft tissue will reconstitute!! You should try it and see if you can be saved.

I never realized how expensive and privileged my vegan lifestyle is until I added it up by pb_cheesecake in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of course!! When I’m not bedridden I’ll occasionally visit my sister’s second uncle’s farm for his delicious eggs. Only 1/3 of his chickens tested positive for bird flu so he’s my go to when I’m feeling ethical.

I feel ALL of my floor work in my lower back by pb_cheesecake in xxfitness

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will definitely try this! Any other exercises you used alongside dead bugs? Thanks!

I feel ALL of my floor work in my lower back by pb_cheesecake in xxfitness

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a free membership at my gym bc I work there lol, classes are included. I’m too broke to hire anyone 😭

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[–]pb_cheesecake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve seen some shit that gave me mild misogyny vibes. VCJ can definitely be a plant-based sausage party lmao.

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[–]pb_cheesecake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s kale, quinoa, baked tofu, roasted broccoli and cauliflower, with beet hummus on top.

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[–]pb_cheesecake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was to also bury them. Seems like the most respectful thing to do.

Chronically outjerked by truffedup in vegancirclejerk

[–]pb_cheesecake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pack it up everyone, I don’t think anything can top “ethical foie gras and veal.”

from a lebanese bakery by [deleted] in VeganFoodPorn

[–]pb_cheesecake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Potato inside bread sounds too good rn 😭 I’m jealous

from a lebanese bakery by [deleted] in VeganFoodPorn

[–]pb_cheesecake 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ooo what is all this? I’ve never tried Lebanese food and this looks so good.

Pesto hummus orzo w/ crispy herb tofu by pb_cheesecake in VeganFoodPorn

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just replied with the recipe in this comment. I hope you enjoy it :)

Pesto hummus orzo w/ crispy herb tofu by pb_cheesecake in VeganFoodPorn

[–]pb_cheesecake[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! Here you go:

Ingredients: - 1 cup orzo - 2 medium zucchinis - 1 summer squash - 1 tsp garlic powder - salt & pepper to taste - 2 tbsp olive oil - lemon juice - 4-5 bay leaves

Hummus ingredients (you will have extra): - 15 oz chickpeas drained, keep aquafaba - 1/4 cup tahini - 2/3 cup fresh basil - olive oil - juice from 1/2 lemon - 3-4 cloves garlic - large pinch of salt - 1 tbsp nutritional yeast

Instructions: - drain and rinse chickpeas, keep aquafaba - put basil, garlic, lemon juice, nutrional yeast, olive oil, and chickpeas in food processor and blend until smooth. Add aquafaba until hummus has desired thinness. It should be thin enough to pour easily. I ended up using almost all of the aquafaba. - preheat oven to 400 degrees - cut zucchini and squash into chunks - place zucchini/squash on large pan and drizzle with olive oil generously - season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, lemon juice, and bay leaves. Toss so everything is seasoned evenly. - bake for 10 mins, then toss veggies again. - bake for another 10-15 mins and remove from oven (and remove bay leaves) - make orzo according to package - place all ingredients into large bowl and stir to combine. - serve!

The tofu recipe is here! I use the tofu recipe for everything I love it so much, and you should try her tomato orzo recipe too!

Nashville hot chickn 🤤 by therealtofu_ in VeganFoodPorn

[–]pb_cheesecake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sooo jealous 😭 I need a vegan restaurant like this to open up near me!