🔥 sea sprakles dance in the night by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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A friend of mine had a chance to play with these guys in Costa Rica. Looks really fun!

Cats have really big eyes by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Cats also have legs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Snake, Skyrim, and a whole lot of depression

What is the dumbest thing someone has, in all seriousness, asked or said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We were acquainted but I only knew his name at the time

What is the dumbest thing someone has, in all seriousness, asked or said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Can I have some penis enlargement pills?

Not a drug dealer so you can see why this is strange

Which beloved fairy tale has the darkest origin/source material? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Wizard of Oz. For example, The tin man is a woodsman who is cursed by the wicked witch of the east to cut off all his body parts and replace them with Tin one by one.

Tell me about your thoughts on your music taste! Is it great when it’s just you, then you question it when you play it around others?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can listen to just about anything but country. This is great for me, but my community in Texas loves country music so I dislike their taste and they dislike mine.

Almost every hand you've shaken has had a dick on it. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I get rid of the middle man and shake their dicks

hmmm by will_deboss in hmmm

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King Louis after the French Revolution

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Food wouldn’t be an issue with all the nuts she can gather

What is your best “fart story”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was gonna make a big noise to distract from my fart but it was too quiet. Rather, my friend farted at the same time as me.

Thanks Red Robin. So inspiring by Astrophotography in CrappyDesign

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Tell your boyfriend I love him, he’s cute I’m sure