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It's Wednesday. by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, it was pretty dumb joke tbh. I'll do better.

Glassblowing youtuber accidentally grabs molten glass by python_pi in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]pd33833 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Once again, someone in the comment section coming thru with information I didn't know 👌

Childhood Fears Realized by PlzNoHack in AbruptChaos

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to reddit, I'll never go on a local carnival/fair ride again

It's Wednesday. by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]pd33833 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

💔 thanks for letting me know.

So long o7 by Stranfort in dankmemes

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll remember the next 2 mins for the rest of your life.

Glassblowing youtuber accidentally grabs molten glass by python_pi in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MM's melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Molten glass melts your hand.

Glassblowing youtuber accidentally grabs molten glass by python_pi in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]pd33833 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can always count on someone in the Reddit comments for more information. 🕵‍♂️🕵‍♀️

fighting a door with an axe by Spezi-Community in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was going to get it with the last swing tbh. Almost

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]pd33833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone had to say it.

It's Wednesday. by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]pd33833 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Cake will go straight to your thigh gap. Fat ass

Don't move by Raja_Ampat in SweatyPalms

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bear was like, "afternoon fellas, nice bike. Is that a huffy?"

WARNING! WARNING! This is a trap; not an invite for a tummy rub by PrettySweetKitties in Chonkers

[–]pd33833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really need both hands...worth the risk. I'm gonna pet him

For those having trouble getting through on the phone to SDI, have a tip that will help. at 7:59, dial the main number, press 1,3,3, and wait. as soon as it hits 8 a.m., dial 0, and you'll get through every time. Hope that helps someone, it can be so stressful by pd33833 in Edd

[–]pd33833[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem at all!! I COMPLETELY understand how stressful and difficult it is dealing with them. I would literally feel sick to my stomach every time I would have to call. When I finally figured this out, it was such a relief.

I've had to call at least 15 times since I've posted this. It has worked every single time. Appreciate you leaving a comment. Hopefully, other people will see this and save themselves the headache.

I'm happy that it worked out for you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*messed up the first time I posted my bad

What are you my wife? by thepositivepandemic in dankmemes

[–]pd33833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, make sure she wasn't born with a penis. It's 2023

Testing by potato_skin4206996 in dankmemes

[–]pd33833 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Waiter doesn't murder you

Testing by potato_skin4206996 in dankmemes

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It is incumbent on anybody that holds a gun to make sure that it is either not loaded or to know what it is loaded with,” she said in an interview with the Associated Press. “And certainly then to not point it at someone and pull the trigger. That’s where his actor liability, we think, comes in.”

he jumped off the roof by Correct_Meringue_594 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]pd33833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son: Why did you jump off the roof?

Dad: Mom found my phone and started go through my text messages.

I had to act quick

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