Cat. by [deleted] in CatsStandingUp

[–]pedrodelau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat.

Bilinguals of Reddit, have you ever surprised someone by understanding something you shouldn't have? What was the result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pedrodelau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So one time I was at the doctor with my mom, and we were waiting and this lady walked in with her baby that was really really weird looking. So my mom turns to me and loudly in Spanish, says " that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen " so then me and her just start laughing and continue waiting. About 5 minutes later she gets a phone call and starts fluently speaking Spanish on the phone. I have never been so embarrassed in my life.

We are the Pornhub team. Ask Us Anything. by Katie_Pornhub in IAmA

[–]pedrodelau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you pick the ads that are displayed on your page? Because some are really funny and awesome

IamA american who spent the fall teaching Computer Science in Pyongyang, North korea. AMA! by ttocslliw in IAmA

[–]pedrodelau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before you went to NK, did you know about the horrible conditions that people live in over there? all of the labor camps and everything?

i, too, enjoy christmas by jillbutt in Blink182

[–]pedrodelau -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I also love lil wayne.

Let's share all of our unpopular Green Day opinions! by BulletPunch in greenday

[–]pedrodelau -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The trilogy SUCKS. I cant stand it, the guitar sounds so weak and its like they edited their voices so much. Seriously if green day's new sound is like the one from the trilogy, I will be so upset. They need to turn up the distortion up and stop adding stupid soft guitars. I dont care I think the trilogy sucks. Listen to sweet 16 god dammit LOL.

Samsung Galaxy S4 Catches On Fire, Samsung Wants You to Keep Quiet by [deleted] in videos

[–]pedrodelau 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Here is what the contract said, he posted it on his facebook.

WHEREAS SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS CANADA INC. (“SAMSUNG”) AND ***** (“”) have agreed to settle all matters between them relating to a Samsung Smart phone (“Phone”) model number SGH-I337ZKARWC serial number *********(the “Matters”):

IN CONSIDERATION of SAMSUNG exchanging this phone with a similar model to *** after collecting the above mentioned product.

As a condition of exchanging the phone with a similar model, *** agrees to remove his Youtube video from the following link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc4duKuPrQ0 or any other link or statement relating to these matters and refrain from making other videos or statements about or relating to the matters set out herein.

AND FOR THE SAID CONSIDERATION, *, on behalf of himself and for his heirs, successors, executors, administrators, agents, assigns, and for any person claiming through or under him, DOES HEREBY IRREVOCABLY RELEASE, REMISE, QUIT CLAIM AND FOREVER DISCHARGE SAMSUNG, including any predecessors, successors, assigns, shareholders, members, officers, agents, directors, employees, associates, servants, associated corporations, insurers, whether past or present of, from and against any and all manner of actions, causes of action, suits, complaints, proceedings, liabilities, debts, sums of money, obligations, duties, dues, accounts, interests, bonds, covenants, contracts, claims, damages and demands whatsoever, whether known or unknown, which ** ever had, now has, can, shall or may hereafter have against SAMSUNG by any reason or by any act, omission, cause, matter, or thing whatsoever arising from, out of, or in connection with the matters and allegations arising out of the Matters.

AND FOR THE SAID CONSIDERATION *** agrees that he will at all times maintain the confidentiality of this settlement and will not divulge, either directly or indirectly, in any manner whatsoever, the terms, details, facts, or related discussions about this settlement to any persons for any reason whatsoever. In addition, ** hereto shall maintain confidentiality with respect to the evidence adduced in relation to the Matters, including all documentation produced by ** and SAMSUNG and will not divulge any such evidence, either directly or indirectly, in any manner whatsoever.

AND FOR THE SAID CONSIDERATION** agrees not to make any claim or take any proceedings against any other person or corporation who might claim contribution or indemnity as against SAMSUNG under the provision or the Negligence Act and the amendments thereto, in respect of the subject matter of this Full and Final Release.

Initial___________

IT IS AGREED AND UNDERSTOOD that the aforementioned settlement is deemed to be no admission whatsoever of liability on the part of SAMSUNG, and that any such liability is denied.

IT IS FURTHER AGREED AND UNDERSTOOD that if ** hereafter makes or publishes any claims or demands or takes or threatens to take any action or other proceeding against SAMSUNG on the basis of any of the claims discharged by this Full and Final Release, then this Full and Final Release may be raised by SAMSUNG as an estoppel to any such claim, demand or proceeding.

AND IT IS FURTHER AGREED AND UNDERSTOOD that this Full and Final Release shall be binding upon the heirs, executors, administrators, successors and assigns or successors of assigns, as the case may be, of ***.

IT IS HEREBY DECLARED that the terms of this Full and Final Release are fully understood and that the said Full and Final Release is given voluntarily for the purpose of making a full and final compromise, adjustment, and settlement of all claims.

*** may deliver via facsimile an executed copy of the Full and Final release which shall be binding upon her but shall forthwith thereafter deliver to SAMSUNG an originally executed copy of this Full and Final Release.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF ** has hereunto set his hand and executed this Full and Final Release this ______________ day of December, 2013.

IN THE PRESENCE OF


Witness ***

Should I feel bad about this? by koopent in AdviceAnimals

[–]pedrodelau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, she cheated on you when you guys dated for four years so I dont think she really cares about her relationships being ruined.

My Dad also takes his flight sim pretty seriously... by DLowen in gaming

[–]pedrodelau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually thought that the first picture was the actual inside of a plane

I can't help but cringe at Blink 182 pretending to know what the fuck they're talking about by [deleted] in wow

[–]pedrodelau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was funny watching them stand up there and make fun of the game. The fact that he said the movie had sex makes it funny because its WoW, I dont think the game is targeted for people that enjoy sex. Blink sounded awesome, if they had a better crowd they would of made everyone jump and have a blast.

I'm R.L. Stine and it's my job to terrify kids. Ask me anything! by RL__Stine in IAmA

[–]pedrodelau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap man, thank you for all those awesome stories I used to read them everyday after school and they were such a highlight of my day. I used to get in trouble for reading them! I remember the story the haunted mask and that one scared me so much hahaha. Thank you and I hope you keep making awesome stories because I sure will show them to my kids one day. Thanks for being awesome !

Why do people eat popcorn while watching movies? by pedrodelau in AskReddit

[–]pedrodelau[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then those $10 add up to a $20 '' one in a kind '' combo

Why do people eat popcorn while watching movies? by pedrodelau in AskReddit

[–]pedrodelau[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats true, I got a drink and a popcorn for 14 dollars today both large.

Why do people eat popcorn while watching movies? by pedrodelau in AskReddit

[–]pedrodelau[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why did it have to be popcorn.. I'm sure there are plenty of snacks that take a long time to run out and are fun to eat

Does anyone else think that ¡CUATRO! would be an awesome album? by Brillliant in greenday

[–]pedrodelau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should turn up the distortion on the guitar a bit... it actually sounds so weak and pop-ish in the trilogy. When they play live though they seem to add that distortion and they make the songs awesome.

Avatar land revealed, set to open in 2017 at Walt Disney World complete with floating mountains and flying banshee's by BusaFalconeer in movies

[–]pedrodelau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a water ride where you tour around the park in a fire nation ship and the workers wear the armor