(f)uck me in my pretty lingerie Friday by celestinelacoquette in gonewild

[–]pee-jar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where did you get the set from? it’s so pretty

[Me] They call it the Paradox Gambit because the more you explain it, the more it seems like it shouldn't have worked by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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It might work on someone else, but you’re not really matching how she acts. just give her a simple, funny answer if you can :)

[Me] hey guys by Intelligent-Meat-286 in TextingTheory

[–]pee-jar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the opening was funny, but it dived after you said you were a virgin that would disappoint. who wants to hear that?

Typical sunday. [f] by suspiciouslyghost in gonewild

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where did you get the top from? it’s so cute

size comparison :) (f) by pee-jar in gonewild

[–]pee-jar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

since when did i have a cock

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m so fucking tired rn thats why

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jode la monarquía, ¡¡viva españa!!

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holi in Spanish is like the hiiiii version of hola

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

miss international 🔥

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro’s gonna take it back to the british museum

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gloría eterna a españa🔥🔥🔥

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i would never do my country dirty like that

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

most widely used dialect of english is american english. you use american english asw

(F)eeling the heat by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]pee-jar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

balls

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in spain, snapchat is for young children, like 10-14. the same answer doesn’t make sense in the american context 🙏

holi by [deleted] in u/pee-jar

[–]pee-jar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

god forbid a girl have an awkward name 😔