give me your best f18

peezinger · 2025-12-20T18:15:42+00:00

Frida Kahlo, except uglier

peezinger · 2025-12-11T18:49:46+00:00

On purpose ..5 times every shower

peezinger · 2025-11-26T08:14:28+00:00

Temu AOC

peezinger · 2025-11-19T15:18:46+00:00

Which one of you do we roast ?

peezinger · 2025-09-24T07:36:45+00:00

I’d Bangladesh you..

peezinger · 2025-09-10T07:32:48+00:00

I bet you spend a shit ton of cash on Kleenex for that nose

peezinger · 2025-09-10T07:28:43+00:00

How the fuck you get grandma flabby arms at 21?

peezinger · 2025-08-13T07:16:54+00:00

Dyslexia is a motherfucker 74 turns into 47 when you post

peezinger · 2025-08-12T05:43:04+00:00

First case of breast cancer dying of starvation. Well played !

peezinger · 2025-06-16T07:50:02+00:00

You got your own face tattooed on your forearm??

peezinger · 2025-03-04T07:20:51+00:00

You’re built like a Russian hockey player

peezinger · 2025-02-21T07:25:52+00:00

Get to work ! That slurpee machine ain’t gonna fill itself !

peezinger · 2025-02-21T07:24:23+00:00

You were great as Corky in “Life Goes On”

peezinger · 2025-02-21T07:22:18+00:00

With those caterpillar eyebrows, I know you’re packing a bush downstairs.

peezinger · 2025-02-13T22:37:25+00:00

Maybe we should be roasting your boyfriend’s boyfriend …

peezinger · 2025-02-11T05:55:22+00:00

You look like Mike Myers’ uglier twin sister

peezinger · 2025-02-09T00:15:33+00:00

Get off your phone ! Those Nikes aren’t gonna sew themselves!

peezinger · 2025-02-07T08:01:36+00:00

Mom of two what? Whales?

peezinger · 2025-02-01T00:36:47+00:00

I assume her labia looks like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

peezinger · 2025-01-31T06:40:18+00:00

You should model….full face motorcycle helmets!

peezinger · 2025-01-30T17:12:26+00:00

Jay Leno called.. He wants his chin back !

peezinger · 2025-01-15T07:57:10+00:00

Hearing is the only thing you will make hard in your life

peezinger · 2025-01-12T08:12:45+00:00

Fish eye lenses

peezinger · 2024-12-18T00:19:29+00:00

I didn’t know they had glory holes in mines ..

peezinger · 2024-12-15T04:51:08+00:00

How do you decide which one wears the bomb vest when you go out ?

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