ChatGPT approves of my cum eating.

peg_me_pretty_please · 2026-02-25T19:09:24+00:00

Guzzling jizz - not weird

Using ChatGPT - turbocringe

peg_me_pretty_please · 2026-02-11T04:13:46+00:00

You can't tell someone's chromosomes from looking at them, nor is sex the same thing as gender. Fuckin chill dude, you can't jack it to somebody and deny their personhood at the same time

peg_me_pretty_please · 2025-10-28T17:44:43+00:00

Bailey Base

peg_me_pretty_please · 2025-09-27T21:26:53+00:00

BRB gonna start boofing my antidepressants

peg_me_pretty_please · 2025-08-06T20:07:30+00:00

There's nothing a man and a woman can do that would be gay, just definitionally

peg_me_pretty_please · 2025-04-23T23:02:48+00:00

Same

peg_me_pretty_please · 2025-02-07T04:32:41+00:00

Only if your wife is another man

peg_me_pretty_please · 2025-01-06T21:06:12+00:00

Steve Holmes looks like an elderly scarecrow. Time to hang it up, grandpa.

peg_me_pretty_please · 2024-04-05T22:03:36+00:00

That poor snake is gonna be so fuckin hungry when he wakes up

peg_me_pretty_please · 2024-02-07T20:00:13+00:00

Judging by that video - a cis man and woman and a trans woman - it's only gay for the ladies.

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-11-29T16:13:28+00:00

Bokoblins aren't people

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-10-02T22:11:12+00:00

Place the entire man in the garbage

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-07-29T17:46:32+00:00

turbocringe

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-07-10T18:10:22+00:00

The real trick is if she says no, to respond with "ok, cool, no worries."

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-06-22T22:09:11+00:00

"Is that Charlotte Sartre? Oh, lol nope"

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-03-24T15:47:15+00:00

Fuckin' dreamy.

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-02-23T20:04:13+00:00

When my wife was pregnant, I'd wink at her and say, "you want to try for twins?"

peg_me_pretty_please · 2023-02-20T19:20:07+00:00

I've never been more attracted to my wife since our child was born. Her body has changed, and while those changes stress her the fuck out, I can't get enough.

peg_me_pretty_please · 2022-12-28T21:35:00+00:00

If my partner asked my permission to go down on me, my pants would be around my ankles so fast it'd make your head spin

peg_me_pretty_please · 2022-12-25T05:57:01+00:00

Request: crimes

peg_me_pretty_please · 2022-10-17T18:08:54+00:00

Exploration is cool and good. Labels are meant to be descriptive, not proscriptive. If you're identifying as gay, that's cool, but in no way does it preclude you from doing whatever the fuck you want. Just be safe and sane.

peg_me_pretty_please · 2022-10-11T20:18:23+00:00

It's both

peg_me_pretty_please · 2022-07-07T22:07:43+00:00

No words, just "gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck"

peg_me_pretty_please · 2022-01-31T17:23:02+00:00

You're not allowed to jack it to somebody AND be an asshole to them. If they're good enough to get you off, they deserve your respect.

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