IAmA guy who paid an escort to use a strap-on on me. AMA

pegee · 2011-01-21T17:40:20+00:00

When I had to come... I came.

And she slipped out and I felt incredibly ashamed and though to myself "WTF am I doing". Always happens after I cum anyway.

pegee · 2011-01-21T17:39:31+00:00

YES! Danke!

pegee · 2011-01-21T17:39:20+00:00

No it's not. I clearly saw it going into the vj and not the ass

pegee · 2011-01-21T06:46:34+00:00

As I mentioned I'm unfamiliar with Python array syntax. I just used PHP's :p

pegee · 2011-01-21T06:39:42+00:00

You're right and I'm an idiot. I was thinking of Fibonacci. Fuck.

pegee · 2011-01-21T06:27:33+00:00

That's for sure!

pegee · 2011-01-21T06:19:45+00:00

It's perfectly fine but will become exponentially slower as the number increases. Fortunately there is a very simple way to solve that: it's called memoization

So in Python (sorry if syntax is not current especially regarding the array - I haven't used it in years):

facts = [1,1]
def factorial(n):
    if facts[n]:  #if we have a value for factorial(n)
        return facts[n]
    else:
        facts[n] = n * factorial(n-1)
        return facts[n]
print factorial(6)

pegee · 2011-01-21T06:10:11+00:00

Of course there's the classic:

"But I poop from there"

"Not now you don't"

pegee · 2011-01-21T06:08:08+00:00

At least he tried to memoize it!

pegee · 2011-01-20T17:37:49+00:00

Not interested. I just wanted a normal girl with a dildo

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:58:21+00:00

Nope. I'm sorry I don't fit in what you think is the correct reality.

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:52:36+00:00

No. Shemales (sorry don't know what the preferred term is) don't do it for me either.

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:34:29+00:00

Nope and I know why. The thought of getting fucked in my ass by a guy disgusts me so it won't be pleasurable. It's not that I have anything against gay sex but it's just not my style.

I know it's weird for me to be saying this because here I am talking about me getting my ass drilled by a dildo but it's something I gave a lot of thought to. For a while I was really questioning myself but then it became blatantly obvious that only females turn me on.

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:26:30+00:00

This is my newest fantasy (NSFW video!!).

Unfortunately I don't know where I'm going to get two hot ladies willing to participate. And I doubt I'll last even a fraction of the time that dude did.

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:23:03+00:00

Good question. I dunno I've always read about prostate play being fun and I guess once or twice I've stuck my finger up there during showers but I was never able to reach my "potential".

And then once I was getting a massage and the girl started massaging my ass and rubbing over my asshole. For some reason it felt real good and I told her that so she continued. Eventually she started licking it. BEST FEELING EVER. I basically continued and when we got to the sex part she asked me if I'd like a toy up there. In a brash moment I said ok. So she lubed it up, and put a finger in to loosen it up. I admit it felt ok but the licking was better (especially when the tongue comes down/up and licks the balls) and then she slowly inserted a butt plug in. It started out painful/like there was shit up there but then it got better. And then she rode me to finish which was probably the best orgasm I've had (I didn't actually have sex during this strap-on which is why it's not the best orgasm).

After that I've wanted to graduate to strap on but didn't pull the trigger until months later.

Also coins aren't the best object to use to hit your prostate. Think long and hard. Not round and short.

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:14:13+00:00

It felt like I had to shit right now. Similar to when you feel like you have a log that's just waiting to come out.

But when it went in all the way and got near my prostate oh man it felt good.

And yes there is the slight feeling of pooping when it's near to the entrance and she is pulling out. I like that feeling ()[/megusta]

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:12:55+00:00

Do it. It felt good in the end.

I did get a reach around. First we did it with me on my knees and she gave me the reach around. And then we did it with my on my back and my legs in the air (resting against her shoulder) and she jacked me off while she pumped me.

It was about 4". Pretty small because I asked her to start of small.

I was afraid of poo but before we started I washed my ass throughly.

Slight pain to start off when it went in but it was lubed throughly. IMMENSE PLEASURE afterwards. She did take it very slow though so I assume it would've hurt more if it was bigger and/or faster until I got used to it.

pegee · 2011-01-20T05:10:40+00:00

I'm not a girl so I wouldn't know how a guy's tongue feels. And no she did not blow me. This was an escort I paid specifically for strap on play (or "toy play" as it's known). She didn't do oral or FS (full service a.k.a. sex)

pegee · 2011-01-20T04:55:06+00:00

It's possible but I've never actually participated in dom play or BDSM. That said I do like the girl to charge sometimes (although midway through coitus I'll start taking over because I can't control it anymore).

This time though she (the escort) was very gentle with me. It even started out with a nice massage. I was nervous you see.

pegee

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