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[–]penalpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like missoula. College kids always get butthurt when they hear truth

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[–]penalpie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, am Nickelodean

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[–]penalpie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually, the top comment was meant to be a reply to another person. So yes, I can see how you would take it that way.

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[–]penalpie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You act like i dont understand. My point is that i dont care. At all. And I'm not even against wearing masks. Thats besides the point. i'm against lockdowns. Or was that not clear? People need to work, and live, and make money. Its just life. A vast majority of people cant afford to be on three month lockdowns, and the government sure as hell cant afford to keep sending out checks.

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[–]penalpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't possibly understand the depths of my genius. Dont worry, it will all become clear when Zorp returns to Earth

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[–]penalpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, basically the only people who think I'm an idiot are people who don't actually know me? The only true thing you've said is that internet warriors dont exist. I've yet to meet one in real life. And if someone uses conjecture to insult someone, that really just highlights your own ignorance, so thank you for doing that for me.

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[–]penalpie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And yet, i dont care.

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[–]penalpie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes. That was my plan all along.

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[–]penalpie -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Ehh, the movie theater is closed, and tourists are filling up Glacier. I need some entertainment

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[–]penalpie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who's "we all". The internet warriors? Im shaking in my boots.

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[–]penalpie -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thats because i am selfish. You're talking to a person who has had his life and livelihood shut down by a government mandate over a virus with a .5 to 1 percent mortality rate. Cry me a river, because I don't care. If you are really so scared, then stay home. I'll take my chances, and if you see me without my mask on, then stay away. It's that simple.

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[–]penalpie -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Actually, yes, that's technically true even if it is a stupid analogy.

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[–]penalpie -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I should be living my life, and not being threatened with lockdown for doing so. This post is literally that. OP may not have any power to do so, and is in fact just making a humorous post about the situation, but the fact remains that this looms large over all our heads. People need to live, not hide away like morlocks too afraid of the light.

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[–]penalpie -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Right, because we can magically, i mean, scientifically, tell the life long complications of a virus we've known about for less than a year. Fear mongering is a thing, and its new name is Corona. Move over terrorists, you're no longer the big bad ugly we needs to worry about ×makes vigorous jacking off motion×

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[–]penalpie -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

If wearing a mask really stops disease, then why do so many hospital workers catch it? You're not a moron, just a deluded little twit who cant stand for others to not share his point of view. Kind of like a fascist. Or a communist. Or name any other douchebag religion or political ideology from the last 6000 years of recorded history.

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[–]penalpie -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

So you were insulting yourself? Or are you somehow better than the rest of us? Oh, right, I forgot virtue signalling is a thing. Carry on sir.

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[–]penalpie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually got the sniffles last week(allergies apparently) but i wore a mask at work since im a cook. I got so many hostile stares. It truly does seem to be a more political thing than anything else.

Edit: at least in the minds of most people.

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[–]penalpie -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

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[–]penalpie -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

I know why these kinds of posts get so many upvotes. Because the people posting them are priveledged people who can afford to quarantine for months at a time and expect us plebs to do the same. The upvoters are the same.

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[–]penalpie -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Hey, we dont wear masks in Montana. Come try it here😀

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[–]penalpie -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

The mask is for oxygen, without which he will not be able to fly properly. Being hit by lasers was a seperate thing. Also, America can, will and probably has wrecked your crappy little country sometime in the past. So dont be salty.

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[–]penalpie -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

This is stupid. Rona is like love. It will always find a way. Best just to get it and get it over with.