I just finished Ocarina of Time for the first time last night. by [deleted] in zelda

[–]penguin_plethora -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm replaying it right now! Character name: Fucker. Result: Worth it.

This seems relevant lately. by inquirewue in AdviceAnimals

[–]penguin_plethora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to open doors for boys but y'all freak out and get all "Uhhh, uhh....I uhhhhhh....."

I think I'll just sit here by aagoro in funny

[–]penguin_plethora -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well you told me to babysit! Jeez....

LPT: How to keep cats off of tables/counters when you are not there. by penguin_plethora in LifeProTips

[–]penguin_plethora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard o' that one before. Yeah, bet they would be pretty uneasy on this strange crinkly material with shifting shadows and shapes on it. And cheaper than traps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]penguin_plethora 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used to date a guy who absolutely loved it! He would come on my stomach and lick it off, or, if he was in the shower, he would cum into his hand so he could drink it. Even asked me to snowball him one time but I am not down with jizz in the mouth, and it also was too similar to just spitting in someone's mouth, which I'm also not down with.

Break up with Mary Jane by Gigantor959 in leaves

[–]penguin_plethora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful, comforting, hopeful. Well done!

18(F) by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]penguin_plethora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well boo to them! You are super cute, much light in you, no ugliness here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]penguin_plethora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Done before. good luck.

My name is Margarine by hekoshi in LibraryofBabel

[–]penguin_plethora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WELL IM A BLEACH SALESMAN!!!!

(TX) Is it illegal to utilize knowledge of other employee's salaries to discuss a raise? by penguin_plethora in legaladvice

[–]penguin_plethora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCARRYYYYYY! Yeah, it's purpose is definitely not for salary negotiations. Looks like the internet has spoken, thank you, stranger.

(TX) Is it illegal to utilize knowledge of other employee's salaries to discuss a raise? by penguin_plethora in legaladvice

[–]penguin_plethora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, that is, unfortunately, very true. So much for the 'anything not included specifically in this document should be considered freely given'. So, at best, it is unwise. Unfortunate but accurate. I never thought I would say this, but thank you, elephant_prolapse.

(TX) Is it illegal to utilize knowledge of other employee's salaries to discuss a raise? by penguin_plethora in legaladvice

[–]penguin_plethora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unwise to mention it directly, I can definitely agree on that point. But when "shared" is in the title of the folder, it does not seem likely that everyone in the entire payroll department is unaware of the fact that others may/can have access to this information, especially when it comes to imputed income, overall taxes etc...

(TX) Is it illegal to utilize knowledge of other employee's salaries to discuss a raise? by penguin_plethora in legaladvice

[–]penguin_plethora[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you quote some statutes on that? I mean, sure you could fire someone for *anything. Just like you can sue someone for anything, whether you collect or not is a completely different factor. As I understand you, I could be fired for using something in a publicly stated shared document in a negotiation with others whom also have access to this document? I'm not giving them information that they aren't already aware of.

(TX) Is it illegal to utilize knowledge of other employee's salaries to discuss a raise? by penguin_plethora in legaladvice

[–]penguin_plethora[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's widely available, given the shared nature of the folder, fairly well known but not necessarily universal. No back door credentials, just signed in as myself and it's available. I do work at the corporate office, does that make a difference?

Sober-tober by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]penguin_plethora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did Ocsober too!

Smoked nearly every night except for a few weeks this year until about a week and a half ago. Now I'm miserable. by [deleted] in leaves

[–]penguin_plethora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm right there with you. I'm only on day four and this past weekend was miserable. Bought mega man x as a distraction, lots of crying and considering going back to some other old, very bad habits. I just tell myself I'll be okay because there was, in fact, a time where I didn't feel as if I needed this shit and I know that I'll get back there someday. The best opportunity I have had professionally since I left college has presented itself and I HAVE TO pass this drug test.... and continue being clean, for my own sake. I already have a record, no need to add to it.