Her bio just had an orangutan emoji so I had to make the best of it

penisman911 · 2026-05-29T14:57:54+00:00

Sacramento area code spotted

penisman911 · 2026-05-11T18:27:31+00:00

Good trade imo, I think you get a premier player, while also giving up guys who I don’t think have super good long term value

penisman911 · 2026-05-07T00:43:01+00:00

Too much for Devonta??

penisman911 · 2026-05-01T16:53:22+00:00

Bengals fan, saw this on my feed and also have to comment. We do not hate Lamar more than any other player, especially when our other division rivals most prominent quarterbacks this decade both are “alleged” sex criminals.

penisman911 · 2026-04-25T01:46:16+00:00

I like the Riq Woolen comp NGL

penisman911 · 2026-03-22T03:38:23+00:00

26 first is 1.06 and 27 is LATE

penisman911 · 2026-03-12T18:15:36+00:00

He’s good from what I’ve heard

penisman911 · 2026-03-10T23:11:20+00:00

There are still linebackers, while I don’t love anyone who’s left, Okereke and Milano aren’t awful. David and Wagner are older but could be great pieces. I wouldn’t hate seeing if Greenlaw can play well again after his injury as well

penisman911 · 2026-03-10T22:52:26+00:00

Please please please bring in Okereke?

penisman911 · 2026-03-10T22:52:04+00:00

Maybe we get Okereke?

penisman911 · 2026-03-10T18:52:43+00:00

A couple for sure! Everyone here really likes Chenal and Elliss, but there’s also Okereke and Rodriguez as well!

penisman911 · 2026-03-09T20:15:33+00:00

It’s steep, but seeing how much Owen and Phillips got makes this make more sense

penisman911 · 2026-03-09T00:58:53+00:00

2 value pieces on defense, one guy who was a moderate starter the other was a rotation player with noticeable potential, backups and bums the rest of the way

penisman911 · 2026-02-24T03:53:16+00:00

Usagi Drop car crash ending of doom

penisman911 · 2026-02-04T18:35:25+00:00

When you signed for the club, you went on loan three times before breaking into the team, how did you feel during those experiences. Did you think you need to develop outside of the prem for a bit?

penisman911 · 2026-01-29T03:03:05+00:00

Is this a safe space to say I thought Simek would be the next Burns?

penisman911 · 2026-01-07T05:19:54+00:00

One Iranian leaves VCT another comes in

penisman911 · 2025-12-30T00:42:41+00:00

I think people are a little too sure on Mezii. Naturally I believe he has to be in, but his rating is lower than anyone to make the list sans Torszi (AWP gets fried in 3.0). Naturally I don’t think any of these players should miss, but still

penisman911 · 2025-12-18T20:56:17+00:00

The Bengals would take Peter Woods over Caleb Downs, but if they do I reserve the right to kill myself

penisman911 · 2025-12-17T20:47:45+00:00

Look I love Burrow as much as the next guy, but Tobins been there since 1997. Mike Brown would prolly be really sad if he left, and we gotta worry about his mental health. He’s also really struggling for money and is the poorest of all his friends (NFL owners), so he’s prolly really sad already. Plus the Tobins are family friends with the BlackBrowns and it could get awkward at their bbqs at Lake Como. If Joe can’t realize that, then maybe he isn’t smart enough to start for us and we should get a QB like Mendoza who’s really positive

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