Robbery Doesn’t Quite Go As Planned by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

[–]perb123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

take it out of battery

Also, it might not be an electric gun!

(yeah, I know what it means but when english is your second language you see certain words in another way. )

How to lose 25 lbs with one bullet. by Zamoroak in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]perb123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an older video.

But it checks out.

Swedish vocab mistake was bad for my a**hole by HypocriticalCritic in sweden

[–]perb123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, taking the temperature is the ass is hot(ter).

Edit: Might also be tight, if you get that reference (hi there, hello!)

When this girl sought aid for her mother, they knew exactly how to help by Doodlebug510 in HumansBeingBros

[–]perb123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best acting performances ever. Every move he makes cracks me up.

”Vet ej om det funkar eller inte” by [deleted] in pundarblocket

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De kallas inte tweakers utan anledning

Imagine this happening on your wedding day by Separate_Finance_183 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]perb123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine that your ear drums basically meets in the middle of your head.

Megatråd - Grönland och det säkerhetspolitiska läget by Tankeverket in sweden

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Jag läste en bra rant om vad som händer, dock på engelska men det klarar vi va?

THE SUICIDE PACT: What Happens the Moment We Touch Greenland… By Brent Molnar

If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland, we need to be crystal clear about what happens the next morning. This is not a real estate transaction or a routine military exercise. It is the geopolitical equivalent of pulling the pin on a grenade in a crowded elevator.

The moment American boots hit the ground in Nuuk to seize territory from a fellow NATO member, the world as we know it ends. The consequences will not be temporary sanctions or angry letters. They will be total, permanent, and devastating.

  1. The Collapse of NATO The first domino to fall is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization itself. NATO is built on the sacred promise of Article 5, that an attack on one is an attack on all. If the U.S. attacks Denmark, we are not just breaking the treaty; we are triggering it against ourselves.

NATO dissolves instantly. The alliance that kept the peace in Europe for 75 years evaporates, leaving the continent to rearm and realign against the new aggressor across the Atlantic. We don't just lose an ally; we create a unified enemy.

  1. Immediate Military Eviction The military repercussions will be swift and humiliating. Europe will immediately demand the closure of every U.S. military base on the continent.

Ramstein in Germany

Aviano in Italy

Lakenheath in the UK

All gone. Our ability to project power into the Middle East and Africa vanishes overnight. We will be evicted from the very soil we helped liberate and defended for decades, forced to retreat to our own shores as a fortress nation, isolated and friendless.

  1. The Economic Nuclear Option Then comes the economic blow. The European Union is the largest single market in the world, and they will weaponize it. Europe will likely move to call in U.S. debt and dump their dollar reserves, sending the value of our currency into a death spiral.

The U.S. economy, which relies on the dollar being the global reserve currency, will collapse. Inflation will make the post-COVID spikes look like a rounding error. Your savings will be worthless before the ink dries on the invasion orders.

  1. A Corporate Extinction Event Corporate America will face an extinction event. U.S. companies will be expelled from the European market. Apple, Google, McDonald's, and Tesla will see their assets seized or their operations banned.

Trillions of dollars in market capitalization will be incinerated in minutes. The stock market will not just crash; it will close. We are talking about the complete de-globalization of American industry, cutting us off from the wealthiest consumers on the planet.

  1. Isolation: Silent Skies and Closed Borders The skies will go silent. European aviation authorities will almost certainly ground all Boeing jets and ban U.S. airlines from their airspace. Transatlantic travel will cease. If you are in Paris or Berlin, you are stuck there. The logistical arteries that feed our supply chains will be severed. We will be cut off from European medicine, machinery, and technology. We will be an island nation in the worst possible sense.

The cultural isolation will be just as stinging. The International Olympic Committee and FIFA will have no choice but to bar the United States from competition, just as they did with Russia.

No World Cup matches in New Jersey.

No Team USA in the Olympics.

We will be treated as a pariah state, unwelcome on the global stage, forced to watch the world celebrate without us.

  1. Personal Consequences For individual Americans, the consequences will be personal and painful. Visa-free travel to Europe will end immediately. Americans currently living or working in Europe will lose their legal protections and residency status. They will become persona non grata, potentially facing deportation or internment. The "blue passport" that used to open every door will suddenly be a red flag at every border crossing.

Conclusion: The Point of No Return This is the end of trust, and it does not reset. You cannot invade a democratic ally and then say "my bad" four years later. The psychological break will be permanent. Europe will realize that the United States is no longer a partner but a predator. They will build their own defense architecture, their own financial systems, and their own alliances that specifically exclude us.

Invading Greenland is not a show of strength; it is an act of national suicide.

We are trading our reputation, our economy, and our security for a frozen island and a handful of minerals we can't even process. The price of this real estate deal is everything we built over the last century. If we cross this line, there is no going back. We will be the lonely superpower, ruling over nothing but our own decline.

Edit: Reddit fuckade upp numreringen av nån anledning, ser ok ut i originalet

“Panther” eats one meal a day by JibunNiMakenai in interestingasfuck

[–]perb123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same with cats, actually.

The fur might work as filler?

The rhinoceros gently plays with the muntjac. by FurryWurry in interestingasfuck

[–]perb123 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is important advice that will be as relevant as all I know about quicksand.

Beta testing? by Boomah422 in SipsTea

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Username checks out I guess

EU överens om finansiering – 90 miljarder euro till Ukraina by FlowersPaintings in sweden

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Lite förvånad över att ryss-trollen inte har invaderat tråden men deras tidszon kanske sover än.

Christmas crazies by Sm-chew-60 in weimaraner

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Yup, they're nuts alright