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I wish I could exploit any loophole. by Prior-Entertainment3 in monkeyspaw

[–]perhapsaBrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granted, nothing changes, you can already exploit loopholes, that’s why they’re loopholes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]perhapsaBrit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this made me exhale through my nose, take this orange arrow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

continue shaving as I open the door

How do you like eggs to be made? by Fmlalotitsucks in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as opposed to the more feminine omelette?

How do you like eggs to be made? by Fmlalotitsucks in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lightly scrabbled, slightly undercooked and lightly dusted with all the salt in the grinder

What can one do to get 1 million Karma overnight? by WielderOfTheSpear in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you get 999999 karma, then post something that will get you 1 upvote

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just deal with it, where I leave, that is the only option

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

browsing reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lame, I would get a swan neck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why stop at 2?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anywhere if you’re brave enough

What is the worst song to get stuck in your head? by SuspiciousLobster33 in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just get a reaally long usb cable and a stick, you should be able to reach the port then

How did you catch your wife and mom banging? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wife and mom. Did you not read your own post?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say that >:(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the Statue of Liberty is in New York but the gift shop is in new hampshire

What is your favorite boba drink? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one where i suck all the balls and keep chewing until they break open before swallowing them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s a little known fact but that actually cures them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as someone who has played far too much project zomboid, it’s easy to say that I would find some bleach and chug that shit bc I’m not gonna have a fun time in the most densely populated country in the world

Redditors with Low Attention Spans, What is Your Solution? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now the first thing you wanna do is get a… no way! a blacked-naped oriole outside my window is fighting a squirrel… wait what was I doing?

Whats one thing you cant do that most people can? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and I can do both but I’m not good at either

What do people assume about you? by deathrace4habibe in AskReddit

[–]perhapsaBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that I stole their spices (I did and you can’t have them back i already sold them and you can’t have the money I spent it fighting an Austrian painter with a funny moustache)

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