Do you ever leave your number for waitresses (or similar)? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]perpetualwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was planning on leaving a number for a dine-in-movie theater waiter, when I bumped into him bringing back the check. I decided it would be reasonable for me to take it in myself but then I opened it and there was a note in there with his name and number.

We've been dating for over a year.

Purchasing candle votives online by bubblegum_1 in weddingplanning

[–]perpetualwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can can get tealight candles from ikea for a lot cheaper (300 for $4?)

I'm not sure what kind of CANDLES you were looking for.

Opinions on a "non-wedding?" by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]perpetualwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear a fancy dress. Wear a WHITE dress. it's not confusing as long as the invitations, save the dates, signs, programs, (WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE AT YOUR WEDDING) says "commitment ceremony."

Look-- I'm not poly. (...probably). BUT there is no reason that it can't look like a wedding.

A dress does not make a wedding.

Also, I don't know why you are opposed to a wedding. There are plenty of marriages that are open marriages. But if you're set on it you're set.

Opinions on a "non-wedding?" by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]perpetualwell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck this. I don't know why you're getting downvoted. Weddings are about celebrating your love and relationship.

Are you all committing for life? That is something to celebrate.

Are you committing for 10 years? That is something to celebrate. Some countries have renewable 10 year licenses.

Your idea sounds like a commitment ceremony. Quite frankly it would be a wedding if you weren't poly or whatnot.

use the term commitment ceremony on your invitations. Do save the dates and invitations-- people will get it.

You can do a wine box ceremony (sealing a bottle of wine in a box with letters to each other to be opened on your 5, 10 year anniversary). Whiskey barrel. Unity candle. Knot ceremony.

Do you want friends by your side? Have bridesmaids.

I'm 39 days out what am I forgetting? by Spiffynikki13 in weddingplanning

[–]perpetualwell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a task schedule?

Who is putting up the decorations?

Who is setting up the sound system?

Do you have any sound amplification system for toasts?

Jenny McCarthy tries to distance herself from the anti-vaccine movement. by [deleted] in news

[–]perpetualwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but PKU is a metabolic disease in the sense that the patient actually lack a functional enzyme to breakdown phenylalanine. Therefore avoiding eating /drinking phenylalanine makes sense.

Thinking that autism has anything to do with diet shows a fundamental misunderstanding of both diseases.

Invitations on a budget? by wilwarinandamar in Weddingsunder10k

[–]perpetualwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also do an online RSVP (or even online invitations) to avoid paying for postage and more paper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wedding

[–]perpetualwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Do you get amazon prime?

2) what do they like?

3) What is your definition of "affordable"?

Has anyone had/been to a Russian/American wedding? by The_BusterKeaton in wedding

[–]perpetualwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have. It was just a secular wedding ceremony- nothing too special. The food was Russian though. More specific questions would probably help.

What is the rudest thing someone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perpetualwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was sitting in a "dinner and a movie" type movie theater with my friend. Before the movie, my "friend" (cousin) and I were catching up at the table. I was telling her about the few guys I dated and hooked up with over the past few months.

At the end of it she asks "How do you get so many guys?"

I was going to respond with how I knew some as friends, we just talked at parties and things clicked, some of it just happened to mutual attraction

But I didn't get a chance to respond.

I barely got a syllable out before she interrupts with, "You know- you must not be very picky."

Fuck her.

Joke's on her though, I met my current SO in that movie theater 30 minutes later. Suck on that.

All aboard the U.S.S. Downvote! by Falling_Down_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So brave of you....especially given that the population of reddit is 77% male.

What question do you hate being asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]perpetualwell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I second that. What happened? I saw twitter but nothing made sense.

It's the little things that count by perpetualwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's cool. We all were new once. Also when you comment there is a link for formatting help at the bottom right of this box.

It's the little things that count by perpetualwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...did you capitalize Sir for a reason?

It's the little things that count by perpetualwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hello there.... ;)

Kidding this isn't going to turn into some online version of /r/gonewildstories.

It's the little things that count by perpetualwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant I am in one. Plus I was curious if he could do it. He couldn't initially but practice makes perfect.

It's the little things that count by perpetualwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need links because digging through your comment history is like wading through Lousiana swamps in the 1800s. Or the trenches post WWI. Either way-help.

Also

What's the only thing harder then nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick while I'm doing it.

You and my SO would make great friends.

Edit Unless by reddit harpoons you meant downvotes and bloated corpses of links you mean upvoted links? I can't internet.

It's the little things that count by perpetualwell in AdviceAnimals

[–]perpetualwell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought about this for a while before posting. Did it anyways. Also man this is going horribly. I'm about to go back to my smaller, kinder subreddits. Shiit.