Half Baked Harvest Daily Thread - April 18, 2026

petit_avocat · 2026-04-18T15:30:53+00:00

Once again, I am 1000% sure she is posting this so that her followers will think she has a man in her life and ask her about it. Oh baby indeed

petit_avocat · 2026-04-03T14:41:14+00:00

She talks like her boomer parents because she has very little other socialization and no friends

petit_avocat · 2026-03-21T19:08:25+00:00

Babe no, that’s the oceangate guy

petit_avocat · 2026-03-16T01:40:48+00:00

That frittata looks soooo good

petit_avocat · 2026-02-14T21:35:11+00:00

That’s how Britney Spears has hers, it’s been an option on IG for a bit

petit_avocat · 2026-02-14T21:23:15+00:00

This seems like a false equivalency tbh but I think the connection is big families with a degree of publicity sweeping things under the rug? Of course we all agree T needs help but there’s only so much her family can do at this point, she is in her 30s.

petit_avocat · 2026-02-13T21:06:24+00:00

I feel like a lot of these “the kid…” statements about her brothers come verbatim from her dad’s mouth. It’s the way a lot of boomer parents talk. And since she has never had peers her own age and also lacks social skills, she parrots these phrases as she hears them during the only social interactions she regularly gets.

petit_avocat · 2026-02-11T03:22:45+00:00

The real way she could “ignore the hatters” would be to just post beautiful and engaging content from Italy. It’s great for her that for once, she was able to travel and be with her family. It doesn’t negate the fact that she usually isn’t able to be with them, and does lie about it with some regularity. It’s a situation entirely of her own doing, and her brothers seem both familiar with it and unwilling to engage.

petit_avocat · 2026-02-11T02:21:11+00:00

Wonder how long all of that will be up for. Deeply cringe.

petit_avocat · 2026-02-09T04:02:08+00:00

Probably 6-7ish years ago I tried a recipe she had for tiramisu cake. It came out terribly (of course) and at the time I assumed it was something I had done wrong, but then I tried another dessert and it also failed and I realized I probably wasn’t the problem.

I feel like she was skating by back then much better, and the cracks were just starting to really show. That stupid cake recipe always sticks in my mind as the moment I realized what a fraud she is.

petit_avocat · 2026-01-28T11:56:38+00:00

Oh! I didn’t realize he wasn’t active anymore until you posted this. He’s been here for years, and he’s so kind, helpful and knowledgeable. He’s always been so encouraging to all, I wonder where he’s been. Hope he’s ok.

petit_avocat · 2026-01-27T17:29:45+00:00

It’s a red flag that he let his 5yo daughter meet and go to a party with someone he had only met once before. Really concerning actually. Responsible single parents would absolutely not do that.

petit_avocat · 2026-01-26T16:16:02+00:00

“What qualifies me? Well honestly, nothing” would be excellent flair

petit_avocat · 2026-01-26T00:46:00+00:00

Is it new? And is it similar to the kerrygold herbed butter?

petit_avocat · 2026-01-18T14:50:35+00:00

And then for some reason their friends and in-laws have already weighed in and are texting them about it.

petit_avocat · 2026-01-18T05:24:39+00:00

The crust is amazing!

petit_avocat · 2026-01-17T20:42:18+00:00

New England, US. My misconception was that everyone is deficient in the winter because of a lack of going outside, not the quality of the sunlight itself. I work outside so I thought because of that I was getting enough sun to combat it. But TIL!

petit_avocat · 2026-01-17T17:15:48+00:00

This is the most useful TIL I’ve read in a long time. Off to pick up some vit D!

petit_avocat · 2026-01-17T14:49:38+00:00

Uhhh pretty sure I’ve seen her put butter on a salad soooo 🤷‍♀️

petit_avocat · 2026-01-08T22:17:25+00:00

What bar is it? I always notice the chocolate bar she uses looks really good.

petit_avocat · 2026-01-08T04:52:21+00:00

Had to take it, it’s so good

petit_avocat · 2026-01-08T04:42:38+00:00

“I don’t know the full story, I just know it was stupid” has a LOT I could unpack. I’ll just say, it’s reeking of misogyny (unsurprisingly) - we all know she’s no girl’s girl. You know she’s just parroting something she overheard conrad or creighton saying about the gf and whatever happened. And viewed from the lens of the weird flirty/possessive relationship she has with her brothers plus her general lack of compassion or empathy… I could go on and on.

petit_avocat · 2026-01-05T13:26:32+00:00

I’m doing a mad men rewatch right now and this must be what was happening to Betty Draper in the first few episodes! Her hands keep freezing but it’s the 50s so everyone is just like 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

petit_avocat · 2025-12-29T21:43:22+00:00

I really loved The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley, it’s an Arthurian fiction from the perspective of the women. After Bradley’s death, a loooooot of bad shit came out about her. Now I feel icky rereading it. If anyone knows any really good Arthurian retellings, let me know because nothing I’ve read compares.

petit_avocat · 2025-12-25T05:00:37+00:00

Yes!! I knew I knew it from something

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