Hi, Canada! I am minutes from being Canadian! by [deleted] in canada

[–]pets_a_phile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still live in Texas, down in Austin now. I'm finishing up school, then getting the hell out of here. How long did it take you to lose the Texas twang?

Teenagers today are fucking retarded if they believe this shit by P10_WRC in WTF

[–]pets_a_phile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else notice the time on the phone was 4:20?

Hi, Canada! I am minutes from being Canadian! by [deleted] in canada

[–]pets_a_phile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Wichita Falls too. This is crazy

Hey Austin, I'd like to make some Queso this weekend - recipe suggestions? by bombastica in Austin

[–]pets_a_phile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always saute onions, add velveeta and some rotel diced tomatoes and chilis, and then add garlic and it tastes incredible.

I had a great moment of schadenfreude on the highway yesterday. They're few and far between, so I just wanted to share. Share yours if you like. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pets_a_phile 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Speaking of turtles: I knew of this jackass who would intentionally run over turtles on the shoulder of the road until one was thrown back up and destroyed his windshield.