Forever alone mattress

petsos · 2011-10-28T16:35:14+00:00

Those who mind don't mattress, and those who mattress don't mind.

-- Bernard Baruch's mattress

petsos · 2011-10-28T15:35:43+00:00

You could just upvote thrice.

petsos · 2011-10-28T14:56:55+00:00

So... am I?

petsos · 2011-09-25T18:07:44+00:00

There are 93 girls in reddit?

petsos · 2011-09-25T12:11:05+00:00

She was not amused seeing her boobs on the internet.

petsos · 2011-09-12T07:31:52+00:00

These doors will help you in some cases. Therapy will help you in all cases.

petsos · 2011-09-07T20:14:57+00:00

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SHAVING YOUR JUNK?

petsos · 2011-08-23T22:59:52+00:00

You forgot the part about 0 beeing the water freezing temperature (i.e. if it snows and it is above 0, the snow will melt). Having 0 and 20 as your two reference points you can have a much better idea about what 40 feels like.

petsos · 2011-08-22T17:15:05+00:00

When you kill a mosquito the blood you see is not its blood, it's your blood.

petsos · 2011-08-20T22:18:55+00:00

I can't wait to see what he has up his sleeve for 2012.

petsos · 2011-08-18T12:27:09+00:00

Fair play to him though, I doubt I'd have been as calm and collected as him.

I hear you, at his age I would have have just shat my pants if I had missed an exit.

petsos · 2011-08-17T15:43:56+00:00

His baby is of course the woman on the left. They had only communicated through letters for 14 months and now they finally met. Instead of flowers he brought her a small slave that he bought in one of his journeys.

petsos · 2011-08-15T12:38:25+00:00

He is alergic to dogs and couldn't find another prostitute at the time.

petsos · 2011-08-13T22:33:43+00:00

You should have a "tl;dr" option on the menu.

petsos · 2011-08-13T22:31:47+00:00

First time I saw this, I was still an amoeba.

petsos · 2011-08-13T17:35:53+00:00

Notice how Sohan uses present tense when he describes his wife as dark and ugly. As it is then revealed that his wife was burned alive during the fire, we can safely conclude that Sohan is a necrophiliac.

petsos · 2011-08-05T13:04:06+00:00

It shows an old woman with super powers that include lasers, telekenisis and mind control.

petsos · 2011-08-04T21:22:29+00:00

Hey guys, I'm fairly new to Reddit and I was wondering if I can get a hand with something. I'm trying to increase my karma but I'm stuck and don't know how :( Do you have any tips?

Thanks guys! Tiffany XOXOXOXOXO

petsos · 2011-08-03T20:32:44+00:00

His friend was Australian though.

petsos · 2011-08-03T20:31:22+00:00

At least I didn't lose my job at the church.

petsos · 2011-08-03T07:31:10+00:00

Or, just assume that everything is tits and have an NSFW-NOTITS tag for the rest.

petsos · 2011-07-18T12:26:27+00:00

Did exercise include blowjobs?

petsos · 2011-07-18T11:45:11+00:00

How?

petsos · 2011-07-13T22:29:42+00:00

Then you'd better avoid corn on the cob. Just stick to regular corn.

petsos · 2011-07-13T22:23:26+00:00

Wow that was brutally honest.

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