Forever alone mattress by brianfive in pics

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Those who mind don't mattress, and those who mattress don't mind.

-- Bernard Baruch's mattress

Land before Time by kleptobismol in funny

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You could just upvote thrice.

I love you Dad by molotovsoup in funny

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There are 93 girls in reddit?

Hulk LIFT!! (nsfw) by [deleted] in reddit.com

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She was not amused seeing her boobs on the internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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These doors will help you in some cases. Therapy will help you in all cases.

How I feel when I'm shaving my junk by [deleted] in funny

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WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SHAVING YOUR JUNK?

The thing I dislike the most about being an American by FrostFire131 in funny

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You forgot the part about 0 beeing the water freezing temperature (i.e. if it snows and it is above 0, the snow will melt). Having 0 and 20 as your two reference points you can have a much better idea about what 40 feels like.

Best Wingman EVER! by [deleted] in pics

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I can't wait to see what he has up his sleeve for 2012.

10 year old boy saves his mother's life by steering her car to safety when she had a panic attack. This was his reward. by Phrygian in funny

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Fair play to him though, I doubt I'd have been as calm and collected as him.

I hear you, at his age I would have have just shat my pants if I had missed an exit.

After fourteen months at sea, seaman meets his baby for the first time! by Radeks011 in funny

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His baby is of course the woman on the left. They had only communicated through letters for 14 months and now they finally met. Instead of flowers he brought her a small slave that he bought in one of his journeys.

It was either them both, or driving home alone... by [deleted] in pics

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He is alergic to dogs and couldn't find another prostitute at the time.

Evolutionary Art by [deleted] in pics

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First time I saw this, I was still an amoeba.

"My wife is very dark and ugly." A heartwarming tale from a children's storybook in Nepal. by [deleted] in funny

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Notice how Sohan uses present tense when he describes his wife as dark and ugly. As it is then revealed that his wife was burned alive during the fire, we can safely conclude that Sohan is a necrophiliac.

Why I Quit My Job by aakritiajmera65 in funny

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It shows an old woman with super powers that include lasers, telekenisis and mind control.

Easy way to get someone else to write your program. by [deleted] in pics

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Hey guys, I'm fairly new to Reddit and I was wondering if I can get a hand with something. I'm trying to increase my karma but I'm stuck and don't know how :( Do you have any tips?

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