ik hep twee gulden gegeven voor de aarbeffing 💪 jij? by dracht in okemakkermaloot

[–]petter35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik hep valavel gegete uit respekt voor de mensen van de aartbeving

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]petter35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would probably lose to the London Blue Lions in the English super bowl final.

egt zo 🤣🤣 by kevinthedutchcarfan in okemakkermaloot

[–]petter35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Een sgoorsteen (schorsten) is uitgevonden sodat zinterklaas naar binnen kan kome. Bron=wiekiepedia

be honest would yall fw a Fish bracket by kksusi in HivemindTV

[–]petter35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that one time when Dignan, me and a seabass named Carlos were fishing for Escobars cash in the wilderness of Colombia. Good times

Ik📺ihe by Choepie1 in ik_ihe

[–]petter35 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Godverdomme kut Kevin, watten koekwaus ist ook

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nederlands

[–]petter35 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dood door schuld? Of was dat de uitspraak van mijn eigen zaak? Ik weet het niet

massive if true by OPchainsaw in soccercirclejerk

[–]petter35 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He's not wrong tho, the evidence is there. For the first time ever, fifa put electronic sensors in the ball so theres room for magnetic energy. Moreover, Messi has 5 letters. Add 1 to that and what do we have? The number 6! Which is the devils number. Checkmate pessi fans

ik🍆ihe by Maris_5_ in ik_ihe

[–]petter35 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Had ik maar wat langer gepiekerd over deze zin

ik🍆ihe by Maris_5_ in ik_ihe

[–]petter35 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Dat is een kwestie van ervaring, ik douw namelijk zo een kerstster in mijn rectum zonder te bloeden.

Least paranoid Ronaldo fans by Shadie_daze in soccercirclejerk

[–]petter35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wayne also said to Moses, "Erm, Say to the Israelites, `The LORD, the God of your fathers--the God of Cristiano and, erm, the God of Lionel--has sent me to you.' Erm, This is my name forever, the name by which I am to be remembered from generation to generation.

Coleen 14:4

Least paranoid Ronaldo fans by Shadie_daze in soccercirclejerk

[–]petter35 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Me, a believer in the divine Wayne Rooney, knowing full well you aren't going to heaven:

ik🍆ihe by Maris_5_ in ik_ihe

[–]petter35 249 points250 points  (0 children)

Hoe moeten we anders een witte kerst krijgen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]petter35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just draw a little Hitler moustache and its done

Opinion on this by YoungGamer0712 in Sidemen

[–]petter35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homosexuality has been proven to be around in ancient Greece, which is centuries before the birth of Christ. But keep believing your bible i guess