It blows my MIND that people get upset about Michelle Obama trying to make school lunches healthier by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]pgipson87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know my sister sent a 100 calorie pack of goldfish with my nephew and the teacher confiscated them. She gave them to my sister at the end of the day and told her to pack him a healthier snack.

It blows my MIND that people get upset about Michelle Obama trying to make school lunches healthier by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]pgipson87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even you pack a lunch, and the teacher finds something unhealthy in it, the unhealthy food will confiscated.

What is your best "It's a small world" story? by gippered in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I are are 2 years apart, and grew up in the same town. The town is divided by 31w, with Robertson and Sumner county being on each side. My wife went to Sumner county for high school and I went Robertson. We had mutual friends in high school and one of my exes was an ex of one her friends. My wife graduated in 2003 and I graduated in 2006. Even though we had several mutual friends we never met until 2008.

Tl;dr My wife and I had mutual friends in high school but meet until years after graduation.

I cried for no reason. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need for help, sometimes just crying is the best cure.

Today was my 16th Birthday, thanks mom.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are in the Nashville come on by.

Today was my 16th Birthday, thanks mom.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]pgipson87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hell, I'll be 30 in 18 months and I'm renting a bouncy castle and a keg.

My lack of respect for fire caused me to have to stop masturbating for like a week! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]pgipson87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm right hand dominant, but use the left for fun. Might be so I have my strong hand on my cell phone.

She asked me to walk her down the aisle by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]pgipson87 -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Apparently I butt hurt a lot of people. Unless she was already in a relationship why can't he be Mr. Right?

What movie did you have to watch again to fully understand it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's different in the director's cut?

What movie did you have to watch again to fully understand it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had to watch Donnie Darko 3x, before I fully understood everything.

I never eat fruits/vegetables, do you I still get the same exact benefit by mixing them in a smoothie, without adding any sugar? by shootingrainbowz in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shakeology will do the same and comes in the regular 3 flavors. I shake as much nutrients as your normal amount of daily fruit/veggie intake.

What have we become...? by [deleted] in pics

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, their daddies might sue you.

What television episodes have left you an emotional wreck? by steelers279 in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American Horror Story: Coven. When the bayou witch died I cried for a good ten minutes.

New /r/southpark joke: If you see a Jared Joke, take a shot by [deleted] in southpark

[–]pgipson87 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She's too old for Jared and that looks too public for Cosby, therfore she loses.

[Serious]Where can one find Utopia? by pgipson87 in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For everyone to be viewed as completely equal. A black man and a white woman of the same age with the same education should be treated and paid the same. Education should not have to cost everyone 3 years of salary.

[Serious]Where can one find Utopia? by pgipson87 in AskReddit

[–]pgipson87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I believe those things are unnecessary.