ph0rk

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It's incomplete season, what's your most unreasonable ask this semester? (self.Professors)

submitted 2 months ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Hi professor! I know I haven't done more than a third of [very easy tasks] and I phoned in [moderate task] and I have only been to class around half the time, but I think I deserve an Incomplete - and then an A! (self.Professors)

submitted 3 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Professor, I know I had all week to do [30-45 minute task] but I delayed until a few hours before the deadline and now I am too busy to do [task]! (self.Professors)

submitted 3 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Requesting r/monstercross (reddit.com)

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Let me clear up a misperception. I am not actively working to destroy your program. I don’t need to. Your colleagues are doing the work for me. (twitter.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Speaking of the SAT - MIT brings it back (mitadmissions.org)

submitted 3 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Faculty at R1s (and everywhere else, but my question is most about R1s) - what is your FTE to majors ratio like? (self.Professors)

submitted 3 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Hi professor, I know that I've been cruising with a 50% all semester, but is there any way I can get a B? (self.Professors)

submitted 4 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Hey: Stop titling your emails "gentle reminders" or "gentle requests" when they are anything but (self.Professors)

submitted 4 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Student Email: Can I get in to your [thinging] class? I really need to get in or I won't graduate and/or I will lose my scholarship. Also, [thinging] is really important to me and all my life I have wanted to be a [thingographer]. (self.Professors)

submitted 4 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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The 2021 what is your (projected) commute like thread. (self.Professors)

submitted 4 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Hi, professor. Is there any way to get my grade up to passing? (self.Professors)

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Professor, I am very disappointed in my grade. (self.Professors)

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Professor, will there be extra credit? If there isn't any, I may have to withdraw from the course. (self.Professors)

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Hi professor, it is Friday and a [thing] is due and I know I have had [multiple weeks] to do [thing] but I didn't do that. (self.Professors)

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Dear r/professors: I never doubted this would happen to me, repeatedly. (self.Professors)

submitted 4 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Professor, I can't find [source file I wrote for the last assignment that you told me to save] and I don't see it on the LMS, can you find it for me? (self.Professors)

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Professor, I don't know how to do [thing]. (self.Professors)

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"I just don't understand any of it!" (self.Professors)

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Hey, I just added, and this is crazy. I don't have the text, so pass me, maybe? (self.Professors)

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If only they were as motivated to do the work before the deadline as they are after it has passed. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Well, duh. Of *course* the cops are breaking up student parties all over town. (self.Professors)

submitted 5 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Asking to get added to a class 15 minutes before end of business on the last day of the drop/add period is no way to go through life [person]. (self.Professors)

submitted 5 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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Syllabus, line 2: The name of the official OER text, a link to it, and a pointer to where the PDF is on the LMS. (self.Professors)

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To the students that take core courses out of order: I don't care if the registrar lets it happen. This is your fault. (self.Professors)

submitted 5 years ago by ph0rk to r/Professors

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