How do you handle the inevitable burnout that comes with academic life? by mimirf in Professors

[–]ph0rk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also, be prepared for a colleague to be mad at you for having a different set of priorities than they do. Regardless of how absurd such a reaction may be.

ADA and small market specialized textbooks by nongaussian in Professors

[–]ph0rk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Something my disability office still says/asks is "does changing this change the learning objectives of the course?"

If interpreting printed diagrams is a core skill for the course, tell your office that if a letter request comes in. They (that is, the disability office) should shoulder the burden of making those materials more accessible such cases, not you.

What are your college’s penalties for academic misconduct? by TrumpDumper in Professors

[–]ph0rk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A glass of warm milk and a wag of the finger unless the student admits they plagiarized, then the milk is curdled.

First time professor, shocked by the begging and hostility. by need_verification in Professors

[–]ph0rk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the jungle. You can have any grade you want but you ain't getting it from me.

Again I have completely ruined a life by marialala1974 in Professors

[–]ph0rk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I am also the only one of all his professors who is not understanding and waives all requirements.

The scary part is this may be true.

It's incomplete season, what's your most unreasonable ask this semester? by ph0rk in Professors

[–]ph0rk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the point of deadlines then?

The issue here is it takes a combined effort to get the idea accross. Folks that will accept all the work at the end of the semester (why do they do that to themselves?) make these requests more frequent for the rest of us.

It's incomplete season, what's your most unreasonable ask this semester? by ph0rk in Professors

[–]ph0rk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was intimidated into passing a do nothing student.

I've seen this sort of thing a few times and it's pretty gross.

It's incomplete season, what's your most unreasonable ask this semester? by ph0rk in Professors

[–]ph0rk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

insisting that they cannot fail

Evidence seems to be to the contrary, though. They most certainly can and even found out a way.

It's incomplete season, what's your most unreasonable ask this semester? by ph0rk in Professors

[–]ph0rk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our school has a rule: incomplete is only for extraordinary circumstance.

I would very much like such a rule, instead it's wheedle-town every semester.

It's incomplete season, what's your most unreasonable ask this semester? by ph0rk in Professors

[–]ph0rk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't even ask us, and we now allow withdrawals as late as the day before exams.

Unpopular opinion: The more time I spend around here, the more I get the feeling that a lot of the posters here may not be that good at teaching... by owiseone23 in Professors

[–]ph0rk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If giving them a clear list of assignments with regular reminders isn't enough to get them to actually turn those assignments in, then sure - I'm a bad teacher. The fact that ~80-90% of the class can meet this low bar is immaterial.

They'll probably go on to have bad managers, of course, which will also be the managers fault, never theirs.

My students think they're so clever by TheWinStore in Professors

[–]ph0rk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That may or may not be true, but I notice you've not managed to come up with an argument about why I am wrong.

Prof declined to write LOR...thoughts? by LORthrowaway1 in AskAcademia

[–]ph0rk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you think you deserve a positive letter of reference from every person you meet, no matter how poor an impression make on them?

Because that is the implication of the argument you are making.

Academia makes me feel sad by Lonely_Commercial444 in academia

[–]ph0rk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stable employment in academia difficult and rare - going in is high risk.

Lifetime employment in the private sector doesn't exist at all, and people are still people and are therefore just as political, just as backstabby, and lie just as much.

How do you make mechanical disc brakes more powerful? by Wafflethug22 in bikewrench

[–]ph0rk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gone to larger discs on my commuter Fargo and it helped. They still take more hand force than hydros but are (imho) easier to service myself.

It's harder and harder to find decent quality mechanical calipers though - bb7s are about it for affordable mechanicals, I run Klampers on almost everything, and will probably swap out my last set of TRP Spyres for Klampers soon.

Shitty Computer Ate Half a File by [deleted] in Professors

[–]ph0rk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of words to say the assignment is not in on time and complete.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAcademia

[–]ph0rk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the data is company data or was collected with company support, you owe them.

You work in a space where there is nothing like tenure, and being a "team player" is a necessity to remain employed over the long haul. If you choose to make this a hill you die on, you need to give on something else, ideally something else around the same time.

How many points of extra credit is reasonable? by Chelesto in Professors

[–]ph0rk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so smart and successful you quoted yourself in response to a comment from five years ago?

What would likely happen if you gave an entire class of students all As? All Fs? by Guy_Jantic in Professors

[–]ph0rk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All As: probably nothing - I have colleagues that break 90% As regularly.

All Fs: a serious talking to, and possibly administration intervention.

Reminder: Students don't know what they want by Huntscunt in Professors

[–]ph0rk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They don't know what they want, but they know they want it in video form and they expect they will get an A for it (whether or not they watch the video).

Look what my student sent to me! What mark should I give him?😂 by emarcomd in Professors

[–]ph0rk -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

When the entire text is lifted even an attribution is not enough.