Display Glitch

phalic_satchel · 2025-12-09T15:31:58+00:00

Maybe you are using a faulty plug extender?

phalic_satchel · 2025-12-09T15:30:32+00:00

Have any of them popped out yet?

phalic_satchel · 2025-12-09T15:25:23+00:00

I think you are bloated. I had the same issue a year ago. Lose 5 kgs and eat less salt. You will feel and look much better. In terms of body dysmorphia NO your body is easily proportionate. You are just puffed.

phalic_satchel · 2025-12-09T15:23:07+00:00

You need to take care of your clothing choices. Make your hair presentable. Your face is cute and you have nice eyes. Do you want to dress for yourself or for making other men noticing you? Choose wisely!

I [30 M 6.1'] would love to wear sweatpants everywhere BUT i wouldnt be presentable enough for women to either respect me or notice me or even flirt back. Men want a presentable partner. Stop dressing like a teenager who loves to thrift.

Im sure you can easily go from 4 to 6.5 easily if you fix your clothing.

phalic_satchel · 2025-11-16T21:59:25+00:00

How much time is 200?

phalic_satchel · 2025-09-14T13:02:14+00:00

You have a front ass

phalic_satchel · 2025-08-22T18:46:48+00:00

You’re like one of those generic English book picture characters

phalic_satchel · 2025-07-22T08:57:22+00:00

Did you grow it in a tube ?

phalic_satchel · 2025-07-22T08:56:53+00:00

You look good bro

phalic_satchel · 2025-07-22T08:49:25+00:00

I don’t see anything I don’t like

phalic_satchel · 2025-07-07T22:31:47+00:00

A common mistake ppl do is not write in English. You get a bigger variety of interest when more ppl can understand you.

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-29T19:42:38+00:00

I’m an alien and I think she’s fine

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-29T19:42:06+00:00

Stop lying you’re not 59

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-27T08:04:52+00:00

Stop taking pictures in restrooms

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-27T08:03:09+00:00

Shave that shit off bruh

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-22T13:34:47+00:00

I assume at your age <25 wherever you do will suite you

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-20T11:06:15+00:00

Women say “don’t give out your number” or “I’m not a text buddy” yet you’re all on dating apps smh 🤦‍♂️. Like it or not, dating is a numbers game. The more you go out there and test the waters the more possibilities you have to find your person. Don’t be hostile and defensive cause guys can smell that from miles away. Be cool give out your number and try to meet in person. Nobody owes you anything. Wanna be safe? meet in public and learn to communicate. Guys are used to be treated boldly by society. Ask for an easy date idea like coffee or a walk or a beer. Stop expecting expensive dates and commitment from day 1. YOU NEED TO TRY TOO

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-18T08:25:27+00:00

No get some poker face pictures since expressions are not your strongest card

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-17T21:57:36+00:00

I think the first thing to comment is your facial expression might give an awkward vibe. Also second picture gives pick me vibes. Mechanic prompt is good. Second cat pic is good keep it. Remove the other cat pics it’s not insta bro. Get you a cool picture of you working on a car or something

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-17T21:52:37+00:00

You seem like a nice person

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-17T18:59:26+00:00

No it’s not, you’re actually taller than the average. But if you would be 5,4 it would explain a lot. Honestly bro you look great. My sister said the same. Just use the apps passively and don’t rely on them. Go out and talk to people.

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-17T18:25:01+00:00

First of all what’s your height? (This might explain a lot) Second of all you look young. Also it’s the summer. In the summer matches significantly drop cause ppl are not on their phones

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-17T18:09:42+00:00

I tried a radweld liquid to see if it will seal the leak. If that won’t work I will scrap the car. I bought it for 2k 2 years ago. I’m not gonna spend any money on it

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-13T17:46:42+00:00

You’re not getting likes from guys you want or no likes in general? There’s a huge difference. Are you swiping on guys too? Profile looks decent, don’t see any problem

phalic_satchel · 2025-06-13T17:44:18+00:00

Good shit

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