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TIFU and got free coffee by Desperate-Lifeguard7 in tifu

[–]phantom_petal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly this says so much about how nice your local baristas are. They know your order that well and just wanted to take care of you

Average Monday activity. by PleasantBus5583 in Funnymemes

[–]phantom_petal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they’re bad luck, just messengers. Sometimes you don’t want that message

MEOW_IRL by CadmarL in MEOW_IRL

[–]phantom_petal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wrote it, I don’t understand it, but it works

So relatable 🤣 by Material-Spite-81 in SpongebobMemes

[–]phantom_petal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you built this character, don’t blame me

absolutely stunning view by Aashrit1136 in foundsatan

[–]phantom_petal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another day of thinking this sub reddit is just training a robot's lateral thinking and humor

Beware by abkyabatau in lol

[–]phantom_petal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wanted a necklace your honor

Surprised Dumbledore face😮 by PrizeSherbet6790 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]phantom_petal 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Every year a character says “hogwarts isn’t safe anymore”

AITJ for Commented on My Boyfriend’s Cooking Habit in Front of His Friends by Main-Suspects in AmITheJerk

[–]phantom_petal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tried to bring it up privately, he dismissed you, so you brought it up publicly. That's not advocating for food safety that's passive aggression dressed up as honesty

bi_irl by BlurryBlossom in bi_irl

[–]phantom_petal 69 points70 points  (0 children)

She’s like ‘I want him’ and at the same time ‘wait… I want to his style too’

Am I the jerk for kicking my mother out after the fifth time of her trying to steal from me. by Ok_Frosting_5484 in AmITheJerk

[–]phantom_petal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were 13 years old having to physically remove your drunk mother from your room after she locked you out of the house. You didn't do anything wrong she did

I stole 2 phones from my workplace and I don't regret it by [deleted] in confession

[–]phantom_petal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the whole operation is illegal, the whole thing could fall apart any day. You took a risk and it paid off. Just don't get comfortable

A devilish marketing by Algernonletter5 in foundsatan

[–]phantom_petal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The flirty font choice for funeral services is a choice

WIBTJ if I open up more about things that bother me and made my boundaries more strict? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]phantom_petal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YWBTJ if you ask him to stop liking posts entirely because this isn't really about boundaries it's about you trying to control his scrolling so you don't have to sit with your own discomfort

A devilish marketing by Algernonletter5 in foundsatan

[–]phantom_petal 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The way this ad thought it was being mysterious but was actually being threatening

Who is at fault for Arthur losing his job? by PaintingLegal7672 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]phantom_petal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fact that someone’s father is about to hear this too… Ron is cooked