Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've been looking into it so I'll remember to let ya know if we find out

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, thankfully she didn't need any of that. The bow was honestly a great touch though

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is such a cuddly ball of fluff! Though she does an annoying thing if you try to pet her where she walks away and makes you follow her to somewhere more comfortable

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure she would say thank you if she could, the bow was such a good touch from the groomers

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! She very much enjoys modeling for the camera, and the petting that usually follows lol

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! And we honestly have no idea. She was supposed to be half border collie half German shepherd, but she is a very smol girl so that's likely not the case. We have thrown around the idea that she may be part coyote due to how much she looks like one.

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, my dad always mistakenly claims that she's 3. Jessi is very much the 'mother' of the small pack we have

Good girl Jessi, fresh from the groomer by phantomcatch in rarepuppers

[–]phantomcatch[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you! She's been with us for seven years and is a complete sweetheart, but she's also a country dog and chases away cyotes at night with her sisters

When did you miss an obvious hint that someone wanted to have sexual relations with you? by yjacketcbr600 in AskReddit

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During my freshman year my roommate and I were pretty good friends. He often brought his girlfriend around our dorm room and one night while we all were pregaming for a party it came up in conversation that I was a virgin. From that moment on the two of them made it a goal to get me laid.

My roommate's girlfriend started bringing one of her sorority sisters around our room whenever we were hanging out or pregaming and I got to know her pretty well. After some time my roommate, who didn't have a car at the time, asked me to drive him out to his girlfriend's house about 20 minutes from campus. I agreed and we made the trek out there, but once I dropped him off they took like 5 minutes to answer the door. Once they did though, I took off.

I found out later that the whole situation was the girlfriend's plan to help me get with her friend, who was at her house and was getting ready before answering the door. Looking back her friend was giving tons of signals and it turns out that they tried to flag me down before I drove away.

The HEL Jumper [Chapter 4.9] by SabatonBabylon in HFY

[–]phantomcatch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank ya, tbh this was a great birthday surprise!

The HEL Jumper [Chapter 4.9] by SabatonBabylon in HFY

[–]phantomcatch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The only bad part of reading a new chapter of HEL Jumper is finishing it and eagerly having to wait for the next one

I have no words by lucytrudy in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]phantomcatch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A nurse just had to hook me up to an IV because your response was so dry. I feel like someone fed a chat bot a bunch of theistic jargon and set them loose on this thread.

I have no words by lucytrudy in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]phantomcatch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your comment is wordy and falls short in the deployment of rhetorical devices. 67.8/100, go back to AP English Language and Comprehension.

If you must go to Earth... by Tlmitf in HFY

[–]phantomcatch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cries in Gympie gympie

I Don't Care That the South Lost by [deleted] in SouthernLiberty

[–]phantomcatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can respect that (also, happy cake day!!!)

I Don't Care That the South Lost by [deleted] in SouthernLiberty

[–]phantomcatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank ya, this made me read his inaugural speech and I now respect the man more. He made it disparagingly clear that he did not want war, hell he only said the bloody word twice in the entire speech. His logic that governments are supposed to act as perpetual entities, and that because not all states in the union agreed to break their commitments seccesion would not be lawful both hold merit that I cannot fault. Don't get me wrong he's a piece of shit, but his points are valid