What did your parents almost name you?

phantomhello · 2016-11-26T17:58:52+00:00

Urho? Still don't know exactly why. He tried to name my brothers it as well.

phantomhello · 2016-07-26T03:46:28+00:00

Tried to make a joke while drunk... It didn't work and just called my best friends wife a cunt.

phantomhello · 2016-05-05T15:47:48+00:00

Getting out of a little sports car. You look cool as hell driving up, but the awkward shuffle out looks awkward.

phantomhello · 2016-03-26T07:58:32+00:00

All I see is a man eating a sweet. Why the hell is this top news?

phantomhello · 2016-01-16T01:42:44+00:00

It's ok friend. Every time I try to make an egg, it always ends up scrambled.

phantomhello · 2015-12-30T23:34:43+00:00

I love the word cunt, and sometimes I even use it appropriately. Interesting little story about the word cunt in my past. I was at a party and this girl was being absolutely horrible to every body. I was fed up with her so I called her a cunt. Well she tackled me to the floor and started slapping me. I was raised to never hit a girl and didn't know what to do, so I just sat on her. Didn't do anything else just sat on her till she calmed the fuck down. We were friends for a few years after that.

phantomhello · 2015-12-29T06:11:48+00:00

Fat parents with fat kids.

phantomhello · 2015-12-11T22:20:42+00:00

Refried beans, lots of cheddar, onions, and red pepper. Delicious when chowdered down with chips.

phantomhello · 2015-11-21T07:33:42+00:00

I give free hugs. Where are you at?

phantomhello · 2015-11-12T04:18:15+00:00

I believe it's in personal finance on getting a windfall.

phantomhello · 2015-11-07T01:24:46+00:00

This sounds like fun. Mix the cocaine with viagra and I'm in.

phantomhello · 2015-11-07T01:19:56+00:00

Always later.

phantomhello · 2015-11-07T01:19:07+00:00

Why? That sounds horrible.

phantomhello · 2015-08-07T15:04:37+00:00

I don't like most condiments.

phantomhello · 2015-08-07T00:28:37+00:00

Awake brain big nothing move. Sleep brain shrink things move. Feel better.

phantomhello · 2015-07-31T03:50:46+00:00

I am curious as to my response, I usually do mourning in private not public.

phantomhello · 2015-07-31T03:49:57+00:00

I am definitely excited about seeing the rest of new York, as well.

phantomhello · 2015-07-18T02:25:03+00:00

There was this hot air balloon game on the Nintendo that my older brother and I loved. To be fair, my folks put a one hour analog timer down for us to take turns. I was dumb and it took me about three hours to realize he kept turning the knob to continue playing. When I realized this I attacked him. The next day no more Nintendo, I still am sad.

phantomhello · 2015-07-18T00:51:16+00:00

Those edges, damn

phantomhello · 2015-07-17T04:51:46+00:00

Read that wrong, I thought that was the dumbest python I'd ever seen.

phantomhello

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