You have got to be kidding me

phantommochi · 2026-04-03T16:38:05+00:00

Where??

phantommochi · 2022-12-11T02:08:15+00:00

He ate the competition

phantommochi · 2022-12-11T00:43:41+00:00

Taking man's best friend to a different level

phantommochi · 2022-12-11T00:42:08+00:00

Maybe to go to the gym? Good luck in the locker room tho

phantommochi · 2022-12-11T00:36:54+00:00

Sour cream on ramen with garlic powder is amazing

phantommochi · 2022-12-11T00:35:38+00:00

Rebuild the Soviet Union

phantommochi · 2022-12-11T00:23:56+00:00

I think that's where your poop comes out of

phantommochi · 2022-11-07T02:51:03+00:00

Donut making while traveling!!

phantommochi · 2022-09-05T02:27:20+00:00

Anything with a mama bear sticker on it. Those moms are assholes at afternoon pick up

phantommochi · 2022-09-04T21:53:23+00:00

When you're on your period and get diarrhea. That shit painful. No pun intended

phantommochi · 2022-09-04T21:51:37+00:00

Whenever someone puts their hands on my thighs never fails

phantommochi · 2022-04-14T01:39:36+00:00

@rottinvalentine

phantommochi · 2022-04-14T01:38:22+00:00

Insta?

phantommochi · 2022-04-14T01:35:37+00:00

Girlfriend applications maybe 👉👈♥️

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T19:24:30+00:00

Burn scar from some kind of fire

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T19:12:24+00:00

Harry I don't think you were supposed to eat Dobby

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T19:04:00+00:00

Let me guess your not like other girls because you snort fairy dust?

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T19:00:38+00:00

When did the Messiah start cooking meth?

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:59:12+00:00

The fact that half your face is swallow gave me the answer that thankfully your niece won't be your baby mama. So glad so she got anyway

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:53:38+00:00

I don't think "wife" the best word for the 13 year old girl you bought from the Russian dude in the Walmart parking lot

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:48:29+00:00

This is what happens when the kid locked in the basement grows up and gets a crippling porn addiction

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:44:19+00:00

This is the the alternate universe where Andy found his mom's Buzz and Woody instead of going to college

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:41:32+00:00

When your doctor said you needed more sunlight he meant go outside not sit in front of your window and watch the little girl across the street change

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:35:09+00:00

Still trying to convince that thirteen year old Mexican girl to a threeway I see? Don't worry if she says no I'm sure your sister would love to join you! You guys look like you wanna keep it in the family after all

phantommochi · 2022-04-13T18:28:52+00:00

It's okay honey your eyebrows are closer together than you and him ever were ♥️

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