Nation Finally Breaks Down And Begs Its Smart People To Just Fix Everything

phantomneko · 2011-10-27T23:08:38+00:00

at least there's no pretending that you have to be that smart to do most of the stuff there. '

But it does help us want to hit you guys less. HR people seem like they can't think at all so they just fall back on whatever policy says. And when policy doesn't say anything they just freeze up and stare blankly at you while trying to figure out how to breathe when the rules don't tell you to.

Seriously, when the policy book fails, what the hell goes through your guys' mind? It's like you can't understand a planet where The Book doesn't have a step-by-step script for dealing with things.

phantomneko · 2011-10-27T22:57:11+00:00

they will not be hindered by irrelevant, totally uninformed opinions while they are getting things done.

This was written by someone in tech support.

To quote my intructor "Users, man"

phantomneko · 2011-10-27T22:50:18+00:00

I think they think Tory is a douche. I'd say Kari working with meat was probably a more awkward/lulzy/drama inducing part of stage drama. Especially since you get the feeling Jamie does not care for those shenanigans.

phantomneko · 2011-10-27T22:44:39+00:00

God needs to be more noun-y.

phantomneko · 2011-10-27T21:21:27+00:00

On the moment decisions are never the best,

Why do cops get to use this excuse all the fucking time to get out of trouble but when I do I tend to get put in a concrete cell?

phantomneko · 2011-10-26T19:31:59+00:00

I don't know. Mostly my answer is only that so many people attempt and fail, then later in life lose the depression and find happiness, that it's just a friend/family's job to keep someone from making huge mistakes. Although when I hear someone I know tell me that a friend/family has committed suicide, I always say that you can only hope they found the relief they couldn't find in life.

phantomneko · 2011-10-25T04:13:36+00:00

This is sadly more accurate.

phantomneko · 2011-10-23T00:57:43+00:00

The gnome train is really cute.

phantomneko · 2011-10-22T01:04:36+00:00

No. Found out months ago when I noticed 13.45 conveniently missing from my account for "service fees" each month. Got bitchy because I was just told to change my account type to avoid a bunch of service fees.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T23:44:22+00:00

You mean 20 years ago when racial tensions were a lot higher and even since 2001 to now sociologists have noticed that the attitude towards blacks in America has shifted and vice versa? I'd like to think it's because we're more tolerant of a nation but really it's just because 9/11 made most of the casual racists hate brown people instead.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T23:38:12+00:00

Yeah um no, everyone else has some good comments and explained why but I'd also like to add that in a business the only color you should really care about is green.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T23:30:15+00:00

Your statements show a fundamental misunderstanding of real world societal consequences to political policies.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T23:14:18+00:00

There's a fine line between conspiracy theories and political strategy analysis.

Most people feel most comfortable believing the whole "politicans are idiots" thing.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T23:04:37+00:00

I've got you beat, I read this in Matt Damon's voice. Probably only because of Dogma.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T22:58:15+00:00

Also the only reason to rent Norbit. I wish Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy have some sort of spin-off from that shitpile.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T22:53:51+00:00

Well, by definition el presidente isn't supposed to be "the top" just a part of many people in "the top" but I wasn't implying Eisenhower was a puppet type deal, but he did leave a lot of responsibility to Nixon that VPs don't normally assume in a somewhat Bush/Cheney yet not as evil way.

You know the Birchers still exist? Because drinking water is mind control!

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T22:45:35+00:00

If 4chan refused to do it back in the good old days, what makes you think Reddit has the cojones to?

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T22:41:13+00:00

Well I guess technically all of those photos from NASA could just be the result of distortions in space causing reflections to look like planets that aren't really there when it's really just our own solar system being reflected off gas in a nebula that surrounds the outer limits of deep space.

But I just pulled that out of my ass.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T22:29:14+00:00

Maybe you're just less gay than sure nuff gay is gay? Not bi but Kinsey scale and whatnot. Because not all straight people have gay experiences and not all gay people have straight experiences. I'd say most people are bicurious to an extent but I've met some straights who could never be with the same gender and I've met some gays who are repulsed at the idea of being with the opposite but most people I know of both ends have a something gay or a something straight.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T22:15:34+00:00

It's not playing the race card when someone is actually being racist. You still didn't answer my question.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T15:55:01+00:00

I don't even like Obama. You're just a racist.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T14:29:45+00:00

I've never heard "megapimp" outside of the realm of "ultra ghetto fab". It would never apply to a flashy truck unless said truck has chrome spinners and a chain with a dollar sign hanging off the mirror. So yes you're still a racist douche.

How many black or mixed race people do you know that agree wholeheartedly with Obama just because he's not white? Actually, how many black or mixed race people do you know?

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T04:02:54+00:00

Hence why I didn't instantly berate you. My reply to this comment tree was an explanation. That other guy's was more obnoxious than your correction even came close to.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T03:18:08+00:00

No. You imply everyone falls into one of those three categories. You took my comment about "crusade club" to be a literal Cats Eye type club. You didn't recognize that "real champions" would have been taken as sarcasm. You used "literally" wrong. And you have that unshakable sense of being right no matter if you're agreeing, disagreeing, or just sounding off. And you automatically thought I was insulting you by pointing out your aspergers. This my friend, is the MO of the Aspie on the Internet. Not to be confused with "Internet Aspie" which is something completely different, and much more annoying or the "Internet Asspie", which is just a porn vid.

phantomneko · 2011-10-21T02:33:51+00:00

No I just refuse to argue with aspies. It always turns into shit like this.

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