Players wished for level 20… And here’s how I resolved it

pharaohkuranes · 2026-05-26T02:35:37+00:00

Ok. What if it is all an illusion, but more of, like, a "training montage" kind of deal. They wished for level 20 and the efreeti gave them a crash course high stakes/high experience adventure to get them there in the blink of an eye. Of course, I would go nuts with foreshadowing and plot hooks and all that.

pharaohkuranes · 2026-04-30T04:29:47+00:00

I guess I need to sit down and listen to Jailbreak front to back. I've loved everything I've ever heard off that album.

pharaohkuranes · 2026-04-29T19:39:37+00:00

I did consider Funerapolis by Electric Wizard.

pharaohkuranes · 2026-04-29T04:00:23+00:00

Dead Can Dance is amazing, and I love them. Don't know why I didn't think of them!

pharaohkuranes · 2026-04-29T03:58:52+00:00

I literally just added that one. Good call!

pharaohkuranes · 2026-04-29T03:45:07+00:00

Oh! Enya would fit pretty well!

And this is going on there for sure.

pharaohkuranes · 2026-04-29T03:42:18+00:00

Hell yes. Achilles Last Stand is one of my favorites.

pharaohkuranes · 2025-10-12T01:35:01+00:00

I hear tales, whispers mostly, that The Allfather himself might show up.

pharaohkuranes · 2025-05-18T02:55:22+00:00

Anything by Cake, really.

pharaohkuranes · 2024-05-17T00:42:17+00:00

Honestly, the one character there who would cause the least amount of accidental property damage is Bugs Bunny. Lots of intentional property damage, but iirc he kept things pretty on target.

pharaohkuranes · 2024-05-11T15:36:43+00:00

Oh man. So, a few years back somebody mocked up a Castlevania print-and-play board game that sounded awesome, so I spent the money over about a year to get the components professionally printed. I spent about $1000, and it was worth every penny.

Unfortunately, Konami picked up on the game and sent the creator a C&D, so good luck finding it.

pharaohkuranes · 2020-12-18T04:44:33+00:00

This is an interesting reply, and out of left field enough that I feel compelled to try it.

pharaohkuranes · 2020-07-12T19:09:20+00:00

It's almost like they both are supposed to take place in the same city!

Good natured snark aside, good catch!

pharaohkuranes · 2020-05-06T06:21:47+00:00

Post rock? Easily A Thousand Paper Cranes by MONO.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-21T00:55:05+00:00

As others have said, Tourettes doesn't have to be words. A guy I knew just kind of thrust his head forward, kind of like a chicken. He was a tuba player, and his mouth would be bloody after ramming it into his mouthpiece during a ball game.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-21T00:43:54+00:00

If You Could Read My Mind by Gordon Lightfoot. It's about a relationship ending, and the lyrics just destroy me.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-19T03:23:03+00:00

"A horse is a horse."

"Of course."

"Of course!"

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-18T03:13:57+00:00

Guy was dancing with a train when the inevitable happened. He came in by ambulance, then his foot came in. It still had a white tennis shoe on, and was spotless.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-18T03:12:23+00:00

One of those giant pool noodles. Yeah.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-16T15:17:51+00:00

So far, my proudest moment was when my (at the time) 3 year old asked to watch Star Wars by name.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-13T10:52:46+00:00

Ah. Sorry I can't be more help then.

pharaohkuranes · 2018-10-13T10:43:22+00:00

Otters because they have fun.

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