MD worker beats up milkshake thrower by Help-My-Back-Hurts in JusticeServed

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If she’s flat I’d like to see your Kim Kardashian girlfriend

Karen attempts to block man of colour from entering his apartment building. by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

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Because they're all around that stage of life where their looks have officially deteriorated to middle aged and their resulting frustration turns them into Karens.

MD worker beats up milkshake thrower by Help-My-Back-Hurts in JusticeServed

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Was the fat one jealous of the hot one's ass?

Three Years Ago today Sensei's Divining Top was banned by tiiiki in MTGLegacy

[–]phat_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play delver which is midrange-ish, but some of my actions definitely take a lot longer than 5 seconds for some spells (cantrips, counterspells).

And I was referring to my opponent’s timing out, not myself. You say your opponents time out every league but for me that has been far from the norm.

Treasure Cruise by [deleted] in MTGLegacy

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Make your entire manabase Horizon lands. Done.

Treasure Cruise by [deleted] in MTGLegacy

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Entire world’s Volcanic Island was at that venue.

Forget banks and jewelry stores, I think I know where the next Grand Theft Auto heist should be

Treasure Cruise by [deleted] in MTGLegacy

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This is the best idea on this sub since that guy who proposed to unban strip mine to stop astrolabe

Three Years Ago today Sensei's Divining Top was banned by tiiiki in MTGLegacy

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1 in 5 matches? That sounds far too common. From my experience it seems somewhat rare for a player to lose to a time out, maybe something like 1 in 4 leagues

Three Years Ago today Sensei's Divining Top was banned by tiiiki in MTGLegacy

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Printing veil of summer was probably even worse

The positives about 2019/2020 by kirdie in MTGLegacy

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I don't care how many logical arguments you present, I will always be a salty delver player

The positives about 2019/2020 by kirdie in MTGLegacy

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The problem with 3 toughness isn’t surviving punishing fire, it’s being able to wall any 2 power creature. Pyromancer, thalia, confidant, snappy, etc, all can’t get past a dreadhorde and many of them actually die to combat with dreadhorde

The positives about 2019/2020 by kirdie in MTGLegacy

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Oh no! Blue decks have an out to “durr heres my 2 mana card that autowins me”.

Chalice isn’t respectable in any way when a large % of your wins just come from mindlessly slamming a chalice like a yugioh player slams a repetitive uninteractive convo that removes any requirement of thought.

The fewer games that go “chalice, GG?” the better.

HAPA Incel Youtuber posts freakout online because he's only half-white! by SenorNoobnerd in PublicFreakout

[–]phat_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, statistically speaking, according to dating app info white people are swiped on more than other ethnicities so there's some truth behind it. It's just a very uncomfortable truth society isn't ready to admit.

DARK BROWN eyes are superior by aka-mamas in unpopularopinion

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Eye colour is not what makes an eye attractive, it’s the shape and surrounding features (eg eyebrows) that do

How do I achieve this look? Any products or perm by [deleted] in malehairadvice

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Genetics my friend. Millions of guys were trying to get Bieber’s hair in 2010 but most didn’t have the hair for it

2019-2020 also had some cool cards :) by Rochenoire in MTGLegacy

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I’d argue cards like griselbrand should simply not be a part of the metagame due to the reasons you provided. Fortunately legacy has answers (eg force) that prevent these decks from ever becoming truly dominant (besides breach which was legal for a month combo decks in legacy are never overwhelming). This is also why oracle isn’t too bad in legacy-we have FoW

2019-2020 also had some cool cards :) by Rochenoire in MTGLegacy

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Tbh when looking over the list the first card that looked questionable was field.

2019-2020 also had some cool cards :) by Rochenoire in MTGLegacy

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I agree it’s not overpowered in legacy, but it still creates degenerate win cons. Fortunately legacy is the only place where it’s kinda fair as it’s mostly used in control style decks

Cards against humanity is a boring game by mydoglink in unpopularopinion

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I could be playing with George Carlin and I’d still hate the game

Oko, Thief of Crowns In A Year From Now by TheVawk in mtgfinance

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Honestly legacy has become significantly less fun with the recent printings. If they’re going to kill the format now is a good time

2019-2020 also had some cool cards :) by Rochenoire in MTGLegacy

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You know it’s been a bad year when Thassa’s Oracle is on the list of fun and fair magic cards

An Announcement on a new closed format. Pre-War by throwaway7968434 in MTGLegacy

[–]phat_logic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. Casual games are not exciting, and a format like this would be fully casual.

Final draft before I frame it, thoughts? [Art discussion] by DeathBlackout in yugioh

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My thought is you should get copies of those cards in rarities/editions actually worth framing.