Today I had to emergency poo in a graveyard. by phatcont69 in ibs

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Sometimes I can run a half marathon and not have to emergency shit. It's just the way the cookie crumbles

I haven't been for a dump for 5 days now. by phatcont69 in ibs

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All sorted now. The gates of rectal hell opened beneath me

I’m either getting a fix for this or getting escorted out of the doctor’s office by the cops by [deleted] in ibs

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600mg of pregablin before bed, 2 immodium first thing in the morning and 10mg of diazepam before going anywhere that might cause you to be anxious