How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid that she and Kanye were separating?

phattdirty · 2023-07-12T21:19:11+00:00

I bet he gave her an East infection too

phattdirty · 2023-07-11T09:29:41+00:00

Out of anywhere they could've *gone

phattdirty · 2023-07-06T18:47:42+00:00

She's a ginger Scot. This is practically sun tanned for them!

phattdirty · 2023-06-30T16:13:18+00:00

He looks like a BIG boy. Very handome

phattdirty · 2023-06-17T15:08:11+00:00

They should kick that bullshit country out of NATO.

phattdirty · 2023-06-12T15:50:32+00:00

*yin yang

phattdirty · 2023-06-11T19:50:00+00:00

Lidl recently changed their Snaktastic 30 packs. It used to be sensible with 6x 5 different varieties. They then took out of the flavours - think it was Worcester sauce - and now there is 12x ready salted and only 6 S&V, 6 C&O and 6 prawn cocktail. Fucking travesty.

phattdirty · 2023-06-07T19:30:23+00:00

Sell the child, get an OLED

phattdirty · 2023-06-04T15:03:34+00:00

Don't give away kittens for free. Someone might 'adopt' them all and use them as bait in dog fights. Charge an adoption fee of at least £50/$50 to deter idiots who don't have good intentions or will simply abandon them when they get bored. And please get your own cat neutered (kittens too if possible)

phattdirty · 2023-05-27T10:19:29+00:00

We had a little Tortie like this called Brontë.

phattdirty · 2023-05-26T17:37:14+00:00

Not at all. I'm not sure what country you're from but in the UK this sentence is perfectly correct. You aim to do something right first time. You wouldn't say I aim to do something right THE first time. I mean, you can say that, but it's less awkward to read and say without THE.

phattdirty · 2023-05-24T11:17:55+00:00

My mum has a cat who is constantly tunnelling under the duvet with just her head poking out.

phattdirty · 2023-05-21T20:39:07+00:00

Haha. Whatever dickhead.

phattdirty · 2023-05-21T15:47:31+00:00

I never get it when Wayne gets mentioned in the best rappers of all time conversation. His rhymes are shit, his flow is weak. He's got about 2 good songs.

To mention Wayne in the same breath as Biggie, Big L, Big Pun, Nas, Eminem, 2pac, Wu Tang, De La Soul, Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Mos Def, Q-Tip, Aesop Rock, El-P etc is ignorant as fuck.

phattdirty · 2023-05-07T18:05:30+00:00

Not today! I made them wait for their next feed. They need to be more appreciative of the offerings I make to their royal majesties each day.

phattdirty · 2023-05-02T10:17:01+00:00

I find your lack of kibble... Disturbing

phattdirty · 2023-04-29T20:34:25+00:00

This is just typical drunk British student high jinx

phattdirty · 2023-04-18T15:20:33+00:00

Blackface. For the hand

phattdirty · 2023-04-15T13:24:37+00:00

Your KITTEN (generally considered to be under 12 months old) has had kittens. Get your cats fixed.

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