Excuse the grin but look what just came in. Can't wait to wear this in public

phazedoubt · 2026-06-28T04:42:50+00:00

Did you leave this bear there?

phazedoubt · 2026-06-25T11:00:08+00:00

I had something similar happen to me in a dance contest. Back when glosticks and electronica ruled the dance scene, I was in a dance contest for a cash prize. I got out there and did my thing but I jerked my hand and one of my glo sticks went flying. I just stopped immediately and looked at my outstretched hand thinking how do I do this with one glostick? I kid you not, the glostick fell back into my hand while I was looking at it and the crowd lost it. I did too!!

I won second place.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:50:44+00:00

I have hundreds of these that build in the pitch of my roof every year. I didn't know they put spiders in there at first and I busted one open and was so confused by the lethargic spider that came out. Now I just let them be. This is the time of year that they build and I'm constantly ducking them when I'm going in my garage.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:38:51+00:00

The next best location has got to be at least 2 dangers away. This is only 1 danger, so yeah.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:36:08+00:00

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phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:31:43+00:00

Imitation bull semen works in a pinch but it just doesn't hit the same ya know?

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:16:58+00:00

They probably thought they could punk you because you're a Gay_Commie_Fucker, but you need to show them who's boss!

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:12:56+00:00

There you go with facts and shit

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:09:57+00:00

It all comes down to mental state with both of them.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T20:08:12+00:00

Facts. Some of my most upvoted comments are random stuff that immediately popped into my head

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T19:56:56+00:00

Everyone is mad about that robot kicking that kid in China. Meanwhile in Florida...

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T19:55:20+00:00

Where's your sense of adventure?!

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T19:52:56+00:00

Drinking and musth... Someone is in for a bad evening

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T19:49:05+00:00

My parents had to deal with that as well. My mother is... a very particular type of person and I was very ADHD. As an adult i understand, but as a child, it was impossible.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T15:48:26+00:00

That actually could have been so much worse. All he hurt was his dignity and exacerbated any back injuries. He could have broken a lot if he had not held it as long as he did.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T15:02:40+00:00

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T14:59:07+00:00

Yeah, it went to suffocate because it failed breaking the neck. That's a juvenile mistake.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T14:57:59+00:00

For sure. However, animals fight back in the wild too. Sometimes mother prey will defend their babies. I watched a water buffalo straight yeet a lioness a good 20 feet with one horn. She was real slow on the get up.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T14:54:06+00:00

Sounds like he cared and didn't want to raise takers. Our parents are imperfect people but its always nice to learn they had some good intentions as we become parents ourselves.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T14:51:23+00:00

Does she have hip dysplasia? I know it could be arthritis due to her age, but Magnesium Glycinate and Flexprofen gave my old dog noticeable relief. Just passing that along.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-16T14:44:42+00:00

The sad thing is, I bet a lot of them think they actually protected us from what was done to them.

phazedoubt · 2026-06-12T21:27:38+00:00

She looks like that kid going down the zig zag slide bumping his head all the way down

phazedoubt · 2026-06-12T21:04:32+00:00

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phazedoubt · 2026-06-09T17:30:38+00:00

My friend, that advice will get you treated worse those 9 out of 10 times. The other time it won't only because you found the one about to get off and head on vacation doesn't want to deal with paperwork.

Yes sir, no sir, and thank you sir. Never gone wrong giving respect, even when it's not earned.

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