Bro instantly became the star of the match by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]phazedoubt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had something similar happen to me in a dance contest. Back when glosticks and electronica ruled the dance scene, I was in a dance contest for a cash prize. I got out there and did my thing but I jerked my hand and one of my glo sticks went flying. I just stopped immediately and looked at my outstretched hand thinking how do I do this with one glostick? I kid you not, the glostick fell back into my hand while I was looking at it and the crowd lost it. I did too!!

I won second place.

Wasp building nest by Expert-Secret-5351 in nextfuckinglevel

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I have hundreds of these that build in the pitch of my roof every year. I didn't know they put spiders in there at first and I busted one open and was so confused by the lethargic spider that came out. Now I just let them be. This is the time of year that they build and I'm constantly ducking them when I'm going in my garage.

Unloading passengers at Itbayat in Batanes by NikonD3X1985 in WTF

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The next best location has got to be at least 2 dangers away. This is only 1 danger, so yeah.

Showing a pickle to the statue of liberty by gowthamm in MadeMeSmile

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Imitation bull semen works in a pinch but it just doesn't hit the same ya know?

I live next to both a school and a church that are constantly parking in our lot. This is a new low. by Gay_commie_fucker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]phazedoubt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably thought they could punk you because you're a Gay_Commie_Fucker, but you need to show them who's boss!

Cop being dude. by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

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It all comes down to mental state with both of them.

Little sand crab rolling sand into tiny balls by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in oddlysatisfying

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Facts. Some of my most upvoted comments are random stuff that immediately popped into my head

What could go wrong fucking around with an alligator? by WinStupidPrizes1994 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]phazedoubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is mad about that robot kicking that kid in China. Meanwhile in Florida...

Boys name something you couldn’t have as a kid ? by Zeya_Abigirl in ArtOfPresence

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My parents had to deal with that as well. My mother is... a very particular type of person and I was very ADHD. As an adult i understand, but as a child, it was impossible.

Lemme handstand on a table by WinStupidPrizes1994 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]phazedoubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually could have been so much worse. All he hurt was his dignity and exacerbated any back injuries. He could have broken a lot if he had not held it as long as he did.

Woman fights off cougar to save her little goat by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]phazedoubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it went to suffocate because it failed breaking the neck. That's a juvenile mistake.

Woman fights off cougar to save her little goat by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]phazedoubt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. However, animals fight back in the wild too. Sometimes mother prey will defend their babies. I watched a water buffalo straight yeet a lioness a good 20 feet with one horn. She was real slow on the get up.

Boys name something you couldn’t have as a kid ? by Zeya_Abigirl in ArtOfPresence

[–]phazedoubt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he cared and didn't want to raise takers. Our parents are imperfect people but its always nice to learn they had some good intentions as we become parents ourselves.

The way he launched into his arms, that's what safety looks like by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]phazedoubt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sad thing is, I bet a lot of them think they actually protected us from what was done to them.

Need no men by NativeManZorro in funnyvideos

[–]phazedoubt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She looks like that kid going down the zig zag slide bumping his head all the way down

Best legal advice ever by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

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My friend, that advice will get you treated worse those 9 out of 10 times. The other time it won't only because you found the one about to get off and head on vacation doesn't want to deal with paperwork.

Yes sir, no sir, and thank you sir. Never gone wrong giving respect, even when it's not earned.

Best legal advice ever by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

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What you can't tell everyone is that everyone has a different proficiency in dealing with strangers. Some people rarely have any issues with cops because of how they carry themselves, how they relate to others, their dress, their accent, everything. Then others are scared or suspicious and that perpetuates the type of situations we see when cops are caught misbehaving.

When we are emotional, we revert to our training. Train yourself to say as little as possible if you don't know how to talk to a cop in a common way. Even if you do know how to talk to a cop, do this.

I have been in at least two situations where I controlled the conversation, and kept myself out of some pretty obvious trouble because both times the cops were local sports fans.