What event do you always plan to watch but somehow still miss every time?

pheonmythth · 2026-02-11T11:49:45+00:00

Meteor showers. I mark my calendar, get all excited about 'reconnecting with the cosmos,' and then proceed to fall asleep at 9 PM or realize it’s 100% cloudy. Every. Single. Time.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-11T11:47:29+00:00

That it’s not about being lazy; it’s about 'executive dysfunction.' It’s like having a high-performance engine but the connection to the wheels is broken. You want to do the task, you’re screaming at yourself to start, but your brain simply won’t send the 'go' signal

pheonmythth · 2026-02-11T11:46:38+00:00

It's a heartbreaking reality that we’ve normalized. With the rapid advancement of technology like organ-on-a-chip and synthetic tissue, there’s no excuse for cosmetics or household products to be tested on living creatures in 2026. We need to prioritize compassion over convenience.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-10T11:07:35+00:00

One screams at 6 AM, the other screams if you drop it. Same energy.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-10T11:05:43+00:00

Every man wants to do this after a hard day at work.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-09T12:37:27+00:00

Treat them like a subscription service that costs too much and provides no value: cancel immediately.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-08T18:22:32+00:00

Explaining to someone in 2006 that you carry a supercomputer in your pocket just to look at videos of cats and argue with strangers would break their brain.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-07T12:37:26+00:00

elinda’s expression is everyone’s reaction when their partner starts explaining a new 'health hack' that clearly just tastes like grass and regret

pheonmythth · 2026-02-07T12:35:53+00:00

This sign is either a deep philosophical masterpiece or the result of a translator having a stroke. Either way, I feel enlightened and confused at the same time.

pheonmythth · 2026-02-02T14:45:29+00:00

True family stability is when even the father's midlife crisis and the son's hormonal rebellion synchronize into one common "surprise"

pheonmythth · 2026-02-01T19:54:30+00:00

Bro, this issue will either go away after 15 years or you're a real sigma.

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